Female Trouble

"The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life."

"Queers are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag."

"Fucker! Pig fucker! Hetero! Filthy hetero stink-shit!"

"[to Taffy] And remember, my offer still stands. If you get tired of being a Hare Krishna, you come live with me and be a lesbian!"

"Where did you get this crap, Taffy? I told you to spend that money I gave you on a cute outfit, but ooooh-noooo! As soon as my back is turned, you run right out and spend it on props for your morbid little games! Well, I want it cleaned up pronto! We're having guests for dinner and I want you looking as P-R-E-T-T-Y as humanly possible!"

"You're a pain, Taffy. A pain in my big asshole!"

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to break the news to you, but I've thrown Gator out and started divorce proceedings. I don't want to seem overly bitter, but I want you to destroy all of his belongings."

"Davenport. Dawn Davenport! I'm a thief and a shitkicker, and, uh, I'd like to be famous."

"I've DONE everything a mother can do: I've locked her in her room, I've beat her with the car aerial. Nothing changes her. It's HARD being a loving mother!"

"[before being executed] I'd like to thank all the wonderful people that made this great moment in my life come true. My daughter Taffy, who died in order to further my career. My friends Chicklette and Concetta who should be here with me today. All the fans who died so fashionably and gallantly at my nightclub act. And especially all those wonderful people who were kind enough to read about me in the newspapers and watch me on the television news shows. Without all of you, my career could never have gotten this far. It was you that I murdered for and it is you that I will die for! Please remember, I love every fucking one of you!"

"Writing a book, hippie? Why don't you go listen to some folk music and give me a break!"

"If I have to eat with Gator, I'll spit food!"

"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!"

"You're not my daddy, you disgusting hippie pig! And I wouldn't get near a bed that had been defiled by the likes of you two! I'd sooner jump in a river of snot!"

"Butterfly: Beauty, beauty, look at you, I wish to God I had it, too."

"Prison Matron: OK, Lez-beans! I caught ya! Bumpin' pussies is a violation of jail rules!"

"Nice girls don't wear cha-cha heels."

"She has a lot of problems"

"A high point in low taste."

"Divine - Dawn Davenport / Earl Peterson"

"David Lochary - Donald Dasher"

"Mary Vivian Pearce - Donna Dasher"

"Mink Stole - Taffy Davenport"

"Edith Massey - Ida Nelson"

"Cookie Mueller - Concetta"

"Susan Walsh - Chicklette Fryer"

"Michael Potter - Gator Nelson"

"Ed Peranio - Wink"

"Paul Swift - Butterfly"

"George Figgs - Dribbles"

"Susan Lowe - Vikki"

"Channing Wilroy - the prosecutor"

"Elizabeth Coffey - Earnestine"