High School Films

"Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller"

"Somebody once said, "To write well, you have to write what you know." Well, here is what you know..."

"Lindy Booth - Miranda Swedlow/Night-Bitch"

"Robert Emms - Insect Man"

"Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker"

"Chloë Grace Moretz - Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl"

"[last words, before dying] Justice...For...ever!"

"Alright, time for initiation. Turn around and I'll unzip you."

"Clark Duke - Marty Eisenberg/Battle Guy"

"Heh heh, yeah! There's a dog on your balls!"

"Your dad?! You blew up my dad with a bazooka!"

"I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face!"

"Morris Chestnut - Detective Marcus Williams"

"My superpower is that I'm rich as shit."

"Are you really that stupid? There's two of you and a whole army of us, Do you really have such a hard-on to die?"

"I'm here to end Kick-Ass--not just to kill him. I am gonna shit on everything that he loves!"

"You know all that homophobic shit makes you sound super gay."

"Dave, your father loved you. Just like my daddy loved me. And I know it hurts. But maybe-maybe that's the real meaning of being a superhero. It's taking that pain and turning it into something good. Something right. Remember what you told me? "This is your life. You got to live it." Now help me find some pliers. I'm gonna make this guy eat his own dick."

"Get the word out that I'm building an evil army."

"This isn’t a costume, it’s who you really are."

"This 15 year old girl just owned your ass."

"No. No. People WANT to win the lottery, People WANT to fuck Scarlett Johansson, No one WANTS to risk their life so some moron can walk through the projects at night."

"Pull over, Pukeface!"

"What's the point of wearing a mask if you can't do what you want?!"

"I'm going to make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to my Dad."

"Donald Faison - Doctor Gravity"

"Are you afraid you're not gonna grow into your big boy's pants?"

"You made this real! You started it! Now, I'm gonna finish it--I'll be immortal, like an evil Jesus."

"There’s no room for punks in suits. Just real heroes who can really kick ass."

"Game on, cocksuckers!"

"Avengers assemble, asshole."

"Aaron Taylor-Johnson - David Lizewski/Kick-Ass"

"What is wrong with you, dude?! This is not a comic book, it's real life! When you're dead, it's done! There's no sequel!"

"Maybe I’ll jam my foot up your snatch."

"You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad."

"Red Mist was my superhero name. Henceforth, I'll be known as...The Motherfucker!"

"What an asshole."

"You and me, like Batman and Robin."

"Garrett M. Brown - Mr. Lizewski"

"What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?"

"John Leguizamo - Javier"

"Augustus Prew - Todd Haynes/Ass-Kicker"

"Iain Glen - Ralph D'Amico"

"Jim Carrey - Sal Bertolinni"

"[The bombs fail to go off] Dude, what the fuck?"

"[When Mr. Luce asks him to put his gun down] I ain't puttin' shit down!"

"I shot the principal and some other people, and-"

"I've... never kissed anybody before. Have you?"

"[To John, who asks what he and Eric are doing] Just get the fuck out, don't come back. Some heavy shit's goin' down."

"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."