"Sometimes I wish I could be a lesbian, you know? Like, I have spent my whole life chasing men, like they're gonna come in and fix all my problems. They're men. I mean, think about it. There are no girl rapists or serial killers... except for that chick they made a movie about, but that doesn't count, 'cause she looked like a dude."

"He is a Dictator. She is a rebel. What could go wrong?"

"Tell her you're sick. You will learn far more from me than you will learn from the US education system."

"Katie Holmes – Darlene Mills"

"Sarah Hyland as Dylan Schoenfield"

"Matt Prokop as Josh Rosen,"

"Lilli Birdsell as Sandy Rosen"

"Andrew Airlie as Alan Schoenfield"

"Lili Simmons as Lola Leighton"

"Sasha Pieterse as Amy Loubalu"

"Jordan Jedediah Nichols as Asher Dumentz"

"Kacey Rohl as Caitlin Raven"

"Vanessa Morgan as Hannah Mornell"

"Andrea Brooks as Nicole Patterson"

"Jimmy Bellinger as Steven"

"Sylvia Lennick – Mrs. Petrossian"

"Cheryl MacInnis – Mrs. Sommerville"

"Timm Zemanek – Mr. Greenblatt"

"Jennifer Pisana – Taylor Gold"

"Charles Shaughnessy – Detective Charles Meaney aka Falco Grandville"

"Kim Roberts – Mrs. Stern"

"Gerry Quigley – Detective Potter"

"Eric Fink – Mr. Goldblum"

"Ian Gomez – Nicholas Petrossian aka Mr. Orlando Walker"

"Ali Mukaddam – Gabe"

"Brenda Song - Jennifer "Jen""

"Bug Hall – Jack Downey"

"Dan Lett – Frank Gold"

"Keenan MacWilliam – Karen"

"Lindsay Lohan – Alexandra "Lexy" Gold"

"Amanda Plummer – Miss Gertrude Dawson"

"Katie Stuart - Jeannie"

"Kyra Sedgwick - Mona"

"Hayden Szeto - Erwin Kim"

"Laine MacNeil - TCBY Yogurt Girl"

"Alexander Calvert - Nick Mossman"

"Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner"

"Meredith Monroe - Greer"

"Eric Keenleyside - Tom"

"Life's about taking risks. Don't be afraid to put yourself out there."

"Darian: Life isn't fair sometimes, Nadine, okay? You gotta get over it!"

"Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine Franklin"

"Wow. I actually was writing my own suicide note just now. “I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought I would rather have the dark nothingness. It sounds so relaxing. Have a nice life without me, fuckers.”"

"Nick, I like you. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. We can do it in the Petland stockroom."

"I just had a horrible thought... I’m going to have to spend the rest of my life with myself."

"Don't be awkward. Socialize."

"[in the bathroom] Please. Please, god, help me. Why do I even bother? Why do I even... You've never given me one thing. Any time I ask you for anything, you're like, "oh, you need help with something? Let me help you. I'm just playing. I'm gonna butt-fuck you some more. [she reaches for toilet paper, but there is none left.]"