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"Best I can figure, they were trying to fly through that barn, upside down. Had a bunch of reporters out here earlier; CNN. I guess it is news, when you got a tiny World War I biplane bein' flown by two 90-year-old men, neither one of 'em with pilot's licenses... Well, they had a good, long run, the both of 'em. And they went out with their boots on!"
"We're old, dammit! Leave us alone!"
"Sam Jones III - Willie Worsley"
"Emily Deschanel - Mary Haskins"
"Damaine Radcliff - Willie 'Scoops' Cager"
"Mehcad Brooks - Harry Flournoy"
"Alphonso McAuley - Orsten Artis"
"Schin A.S. Kerr - David Lattin"
"Evan Jones - Moe Iba"
"Jon Voight - Adolph Rupp"
"Austin Nichols - Jerry Armstrong"
"Derek Luke - Bobby Joe Hill"
"Josh Lucas - Don Haskins"
"[after a pass is stolen by Bobby Joe Hill] That's what happens when you don't talk to each other!"
"Hey, hey, Winnaker, Winnaker, do you want me to get you a skirt? I'll get you a skirt if you keep playing like a girl!"
"You'll play basketball my way. My way is hard."
"[to his father] Playing football at West Canaan may have been the opportunity of your lifetime, but I don't want your life!"
"Joe Pichler - Kyle Moxon"
"Tonie Perensky - Miss Davis"
"Jill Parker-Jones - Mo Moxon"
"Thomas F. Duffy - Sam Moxon"
"Eliel Swinton - Wendell Brown"
"Tiffany C. Love - Collette Harbor"
"Ali Larter - Darcy Sears"
"Richard Lineback - Joe Harbor"
"Scott Caan - Charlie Tweeder"
"Ron Lester - Billy Bob"
"Paul Walker - Lance Harbor"
"Jon Voight - Coach Bud Kilmer"
"Amy Smart - Jules Harbor"
"James Van Der Beek - Jonathon 'Mox' Moxon"
"It takes a hero to know what's worth winning."
"In a town where winning is everything, these guys have nothing to lose."
"Make your own rules."
"Sam Moxon: I'm really proud about Brown son, but I need to talk to you about Gilroy."
"Sam Moxon: I raised you to be a winner, so dammit boy, win!"
"Miss Davis: Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina!"
"[staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?"
"[about Miss Davis' strip routine] A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!"
"It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!"
"Looks like she fell out of the I-wanna-suck-your-dick tree and hit every branch on the way down!"
"Well we're all naked in there and we've got handcuffs and cool shit to play with so take off your clothes and get in the car."
"Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!"
"Jonathan Moxon you're are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your goddamn clothes and get in the car."
"[after stealing a cop car] I'm gonna go to jail!"
"[voiceover] In America we have laws. Laws against killing. Laws against stealing. It's accepted that, as a member of society, you will live by these laws. In West Canaan, Texas, there's another society that has its own laws. Football is a way of life. That's me as a kid, playing ball with my best friends. I'm Jonathan Moxon, but most people call me Mox. As a boy in West Canaan, you never question the sanctity of football. You just listened to the coaches and tried as best you could to win. Win at all costs."
"[Mooning Mox and Billy Bob through the truck window] Good moonin, Boys! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to ass you a question."
"[pulling Moxon aside after practice] You disobey me, and I will bury you. I know about your scholarship to Brown. I got your grades under review. Don't think for a minute that I can't fuck with your transcripts, and get this whole deal blown for you."
"[to Billy Bob] Son, you are fucking up my universe. You're fat, you're slow...now all of a sudden you're lazy."
"[to Mox] Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!