The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

"[First lines] August 18, 1973. News of a bizarre, chainsaw-wielding family - reports which were to ignite the world's imagination - began to filter out of central Texas. Regrettably, not one of the family members was ever apprehended, and for more than ten years nothing further was heard. Then, over the next several years, at least two minor, yet apparently related incidents were reported. Then again nothing. For five long years, silence..."

"Now... I'm gonna leave... and nobody is gonna stop me... [Leatherface stands up from the dinner table and starts screaming] You sit the fuck down and shut up! [Leatherface does as he's told]"

"If you're gonna kill me then do it! I'm not gonna put up with any more of your crap. It's bullshit!"

"Why are my batteries not charged?"

"My brother here is tired of what's-her-name's face and he wants a new one! It just happens to be he wants this face right here!"

"You get to running with the wrong crowd, wind up in the reformatory. No respect. No discipline. That's the problem. Family values have gone straight to hell."

""I propose to fight it out on this line if it takes all summer." That's Ulysses S. Grant. But you wouldn't know that, would you? Cuz' you're a bona fide moron."

"[whipping Jenny with a cattle prod] It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end."

"The American legend returns, to bring you back to the cutting edge of terror."

"The Buzz Is Back!"

"Still buzzing after all these years."

"The legend is reborn."

"If looks could kill he wouldn't need a chainsaw."

"He's back. You're dead."

"Renée Zellweger — Jenny"

"Lisa Marie Newmyer — Heather"

"Tonie Perensky — Darla"

"Tyler Shea Cone — Barry"

"John Harrison — Sean"

"Joe Stevens — W. E. Sawyer"

"James Gale — Rothman"

"Matthew McConaughey — Vilmer Sawyer"

"Robert Jacks — Leatherface"