Goin' South

"Well, I ain't no slab of meat to be auctioned off, but what the hell? Fine by me."

"I'll never forget you, Hermine. You was the first woman I didn't have to pay for."

"[to a homely woman who's sizing him up for matrimony] I wouldn't take you to a dog-fight if you was the defendin' champ!"

"Poultry is just another way of sayin' chicken."

"Hold on, Towfield, you're wrinklin' my good luck ban-dan-na."

"Hermine: [to Henry Moon just prior to his hanging] You was the best I ever had... 'cept maybe for that circus fella."

"Saved from the hangman, for a fate worse than death!"

"For Henry Moon, life was just beginning."

"Jack Nicholson - Henry Lloyd Moon"

"Mary Steenburgen - Julie Tate"

"Christopher Lloyd - Deputy Towfield"

"John Belushi - Deputy Hector"

"Richard Bradford - Sheriff Kyle"

"Veronica Cartwright - Hermine"

"Jeff Morris - Big Abe"

"Danny DeVito - Hog"

"Tracey Walter - Coogan"

"Luana Anders - Loretta Anderson"

"Lucy Lee Flippin - Diane Haber"

"Ed Begley, Jr. - Whitey Haber"

"Lin Shaye - Parasol Lady"