"Well, congratulations. You just forfeited whatever mental edge you might've had over the Varsity. Now they know they own you! This isn't the pee-wees; your little Duck tricks are not gonna work at this level! Now, for the last time, stay away from the Varsity!! And get those Duck jerseys off right now. Come on, get 'em off! Right now. The Ducks are dead."

"It's a damn good thing I'm not your coach! Now get your team outta here, now! Varsity team, out! Let's go!! Move it!!"

"Heidi Kling - Casey Conway"

"Joshua Jackson - Charlie Conway"

"Josef Sommer - Mr. Gerald Ducksworth"

"Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay"

"Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay"

"Danny Tamborelli - Tommy Duncan"

"How long does it take to score a goal? Less than a second! That means no puck is safe if you can't play defense! Now get this: I don't give a damn how many goals you score; I want one thing on your mind: zero! As in shutout!"

"Brandon Adams - Jesse Hall"

"J.D. Daniels - Peter Mark"

"Gotta get up early if you wanna hunt goose eggs!"

"Lane Smith - Coach Jack Reilly"

"Aaron Schwartz - Dave Karp"

"Matt Doherty - Lester Averman"

"Marguerite Moreau - Connie Moreau"

"A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn."

"Coach Jack Reilly: Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taught you how to skate, I taught you how to score, I taught you how to go for the "W". You could have been one of the greats! And now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was."

"Shaun Weiss - Greg Goldberg"

"Garette Ratliff Henson - Guy Germaine"

"I hate kids. They're barely human."

"Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!"

"Margo Finley as Linda"

"Vincent Larusso - Adam Banks"

"Scott Whyte as Scott "Scooter" Holland"

"Heidi Kling as Casey Conway"

"He's never coached. They've never won. Together they'll learn everything about winning!"

"Jesse Hall: [to Gordon] Yo, dude. You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion and it's a drug free zone. You understand? We ain't buyin' nothin'! Now I'm feeling generous today, so I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be using your eyeballs as hockey pucks!"

"Ty O'Neal as Dwayne Robinson"

"Justin Wong as Ken Wu"

"David Selby as Dean Buckley"

"Mike Vitar as Luis Mendoza"

"Aaron Lohr as Dean Portman"

"Kenan Thompson as Russ Tyler"

"Christopher Orr as Rick Riley"

"Colombe Jacobsen as Julie Gaffney"

"Marguerite Moreau as Connie Moreau"

"Matt Doherty as Lester Averman"

"Garette Ratliff Henson as Guy Germaine"

"Shaun Weiss as Greg Goldberg"

"Michael Cudlitz as Cole"

"Jussie Smollett - Terry Hall"

"Vincent Larusso as Adam Banks"

"Elden Henson as Fulton Reed"