"[Rimgale and Brian crash Alderman Swayzak's press conference] These detectives would like to question you on how come you paid Donald Cosgrove, Jeffrey Holcomb and Alan Seagrave to create a phony manpower study! Ask him who made money off firemen dying!"

"Jesus, Stevie, you never know when to quit, do you? Do you ever wonder why you're stuck a fucking lieutenant for life?"

"I'm not gonna quit, Stephen. You hear me?"

"Look at him. That's my brother, Goddamn it."

"You're doin it wrong."

"The only problem is that in this job is there's just no place to hide. It's not like having a bad day selling log cabins. You have a bad day here and somebody dies... and that's just not fucking good enough."

"Well, I thinks its union bylaw that if you get your picture in the paper, even if it's bullshit, that you gotta buy the whole company a drink."

"One breath of oxygen and it explodes in a deadly rage."

"I told you to stay right be-fucking-side me, Brian!"

"You go, we go."

"One case of scotch, Brian? Man, you're getting cheap in your old age!"

"Becki Newton - Jennifer"

"[in voiceover] Listen. Can you hear it? The music. I can hear it everywhere. In the wind, in the air, in the light. It's all around us. All you have to do is open yourself up. All you have to do is listen."

"An incredible journey moving at the speed of sound"

"Freddie Highmore - Evan Taylor / August Rush"

"Keri Russell - Lyla Novacek, Evan’s adoptive mother"

"Jonathan Rhys Meyers - Louis Connelly, Evan’s adoptive father"

"Terrence Howard - Counselor Richard Jeffries"

"Robin Williams - Maxwell "Wizard" Wallace"

"William Sadler - Thomas Novacek, Evan’s adoptive grandfather"

"Marian Seldes - The Dean"

"Mykelti Williamson - Reverend James"

"Leon G. Thomas III - Arthur"

"Jamia Simone Nash - Hope"

"Alex O'Loughlin - Marshall Connelly, Evan’s adoptive uncle"

"Aaron Staton - Nick"

"Ronald Guttman - The Professor"

"Bonnie McKee - Lizzy"

"Timothy Mitchum - Joey"

"Lyla (wife)"

"Evan (adoptive son)"

"[after her daughter Nikki behaves rudely] Skase! Be a lady!"

"Bess Meisler as Yiayia"

"Stavroula Logothettis as Athena"

"Louis Mandylor as Niko "Nick" Portokalos"

"Andrea Martin as Aunt Voula"

"Lainie Kazan as Maria Portokalos"

"Michael Constantine as Kostas "Gus" Portokalos"

"John Corbett as Ian Miller"

"Nia Vardalos as Toula Portokalos"

"Nick: I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. [serious] If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident."

"Greek School Teacher: Ο Νίκος έχει ένα κατσίκι. (Nikos has one goat.)"

"[to Toula] I gave you life so that you could live it."

"[after Athena offers to buy her some new pantyhose] No queen size, they make me look fat."

"[to young Nick] Niko! Don't play with your food! When I was your age, we didn't have food!"

"[To Maria and Toula] It is mistake to educate women but, nobody listen to me cause now we have a boyfriend in the house! Is he nice Greek boy? Oh no no Greek! No Greek xeno! Xeno with the long hair on top of his head!"

"[at the wedding reception] Hello. Welcome to the Portokalos family and welcome the-the Miller family. I-I was thinking last night, um, the night before my-my daughter was gonna marry, uh, I-an Miller, that, um, you know, the root of the word Miller is a Greek word. Miller come from the Greek word "milo", which is mean apple, there you go. As many of you know, our name Portokalos is come from the Greek word "portokali", which means orange. So, okay, here tonight we have, uh, apple and orange... we all different, but, in the end, we all fruit."

"[to Ian's parents] Welcome to my home. Over here is my brother, Ted, and his wife, Melissa, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. Over here, my brother Tommy, his wife Angie, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. And here, my brother George, his wife Freda, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. Taki, Sophie, Kari, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, uh, Nikki, and I am Gus."

"Toula, there's two kinds of people: Greeks and everybody else who wish they were Greeks."