"We want everyone to see John Travolta's performance... Because we want everyone to hear the #1 group in the country, the Bee Gees... Because we want everyone to catch "Saturday Night Fever"."

"John Travolta - Anthony "Tony" Manero"

"Where do you go when the record is over..."

"Frank Manero Jr.: Tony, the only way you're gonna survive is to do what you think is right, not what they keep trying to jam you into. You let them do that and you're gonna be nothing but miserable."

"Double J.: [to a girl he just got done having sex with] What did you say your name was?"

"Bobby C.: My girlfriend, she loves the taste of communion wafers."

"Doreen: Can I wipe your forehead?"

"Couldja dig it? I knew that ya could."

"You know what, Gus? I feel like breaking your broken legs!"

"There's ways of killing youself without killing yourself."

"Al Pacino! Attica! Attica! Attica!"

"You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with them."

"(On the way into the 2001 Odyssey discothèque) Would you put your dick in a spic? Does it get bigger in a nigger?"

"Would ya just watch the hair? Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair."

"Five hour drive to find out mommy had a jelly bean removed from her nose... Glad I missed work. Can we eat now?"

"[singing] I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. Oh so pretty and whitty and... gay."

"Krista Allen as Stacy"

"Kurt Fuller as Frank Head"

"Jonathan Loughran as Nate"

"Luis Guzmán as Lou"

"Marisa Tomei as Linda"

"Jack Nicholson as Dr. Buddy Rydell"

"Adam Sandler as David "Dave" Buznik"

"Feel the love"

"Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin. From now on, unacceptable."

"There are two kinds of angry people: explosive and implosive. Explosive is the kind of Individual that you see screaming at the cashier for not taking their coupon. Implosive, is the cashier who remains quiet day after day and finally shoots everyone in the store. You are the cashier."

""So when I get out of prison in the next 2-5 years, I expect you to do the right thing and give me the promotion that Andrew resigned from."

"Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy, I am not a cheater."

"I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch."

"Why couldn't you have told her something else? I was at the bank! I was at the store! I ate bad guacamole and couldn't stop shitting! Any of those things would have been fine!"

"Let the healing begin"

"I want to have children with you! Children! With your eyes and my... last name! That's all I want."

"I'm not a homophobe, I'm a pulling-out-my-penis-in-front-of-you-ophobe."

"Look everybody, Pana Banana's got a heinie! He's got a heinie!"

"Adam Rose - Otto"

"She's a very risky writer, Lili. Very racy. I mean, exhibiting her cunt in that fashion is very racy. I mean Lili has her influences in post modern literature, it's a bit derivative of Kafka, but for a student, very racy. Did you get that it was her cunt?"

"[to Lili] Put me in your mouth."

"[playing ping pong with Frank] You know, you have to try. If you don't try, it's no fun for me."

"You're calling me a bitch?"

"You're being a shit, Walt!"

"Walt Berkman: It's like... we were pals then... we'd do things together... we'd look at the knight armor at the Met. The scary fish at the Natural History Museum. I was always afraid of the squid and whale fighting. I can only look at it with my hands in front of my face."

"Jeffrey: She could probably move her pussy muscles just the right way so you blow your load in like seconds."