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"I'm thinking thin."
"Harold, I'm gonna be on television."
"[on her pills] Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, orange in the evening. [to her refrigerator] There's my three meals, Mr. Smartypants. And green at night. Just like that, one, two, three, four."
"And you should see my Harry on television. We're giving the prizes away. I just wanted to be on the show!"
"In the end it's all nice."
"I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old. Now when I get the sun, I smile."
"I'm walkin' across the stage!!"
"Somebody like you can really make things all right for me."
"Ma. You on uppers?"
"[to Marion] You are beautiful. You're the most beautiful girl in the world. You're my dream."
"Yeah, I'll come today. You just wait for me, alright? [pause] Marion...I'm really sorry, Marion."
"I love you, Harry. You make me feel like a person."
"[in a what-if sequence, where she stabs her therapist with a fork, yelling at the top of her lungs] You smug fuck!"
"You promised me that everything was going to be okay, remember? I fucked that sleaze-bag for you, then I put myself through fucking hell for you?"
"We got a winner."
"[Chanting] Be excited, be, be excited."
"[Rule] number three. Whoa, number three! This... drives... most... people... crazy."
"Join us in creating excellence!"
"Three things is all I did to change my life. Three things."
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
"Ass to ass! Ass to ass!"
"Ellen Burstyn - Sarah Goldfarb"
"Jared Leto - Harold Goldfarb"
"Jennifer Connelly - Marion Silver"
"Marlon Wayans - Tyrone C. Love"
"Christopher McDonald - Tappy Tibbons"
"Keith David - Big Tim"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!