The Squid and the Whale

"She's a very risky writer, Lili. Very racy. I mean, exhibiting her cunt in that fashion is very racy. I mean Lili has her influences in post modern literature, it's a bit derivative of Kafka, but for a student, very racy. Did you get that it was her cunt?"

"[to Lili] Put me in your mouth."

"[playing ping pong with Frank] You know, you have to try. If you don't try, it's no fun for me."

"You're calling me a bitch?"

"You're being a shit, Walt!"

"Walt Berkman: It's like... we were pals then... we'd do things together... we'd look at the knight armor at the Met. The scary fish at the Natural History Museum. I was always afraid of the squid and whale fighting. I can only look at it with my hands in front of my face."

"Jeffrey: She could probably move her pussy muscles just the right way so you blow your load in like seconds."

"Frank Berkman: Across the park? Is that still Brooklyn?"

"Joint Custody Blows."

"Owen Kline - Frank Berkman"

"Jeff Daniels - Bernard Berkman"

"Laura Linney - Joan Berkman"

"Jesse Eisenberg - Walt Berkman"

"William Baldwin - Ivan"

"David Benger - Carl"

"Anna Paquin - Lili"

"Adam Rose - Otto"

"Henry Glovinsky - Lance"

"Eli Gelb - Jeffrey"

"Halley Feiffer - Sophie Greenberg"