Films Directed By Donald Petrie

"The most fun you can have without a passport."

"The Star of 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' is Finally Going to Greece."

"Falling in Love...In All the Wrong Places"

"Nia Vardalos - Georgia"

"Richard Dreyfuss - Irv"

"Harland Williams - Big Al"

"Rachel Dratch - Kim"

"Caroline Goodall - Dr. Tullen"

"Ian Ogilvy - Mr. Tullen"

"Sophie Stuckey - Caitlin"

"María Botto - Lala"

"Jack Lemmon - John Gustafson"

"Kids. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em."

"[distraught over losing his Green Hornet fishing rod in the fishing hole] Where's the Green Hornet?"

"Burgess Meredith - John Gustafson, Sr."

"Daryl Hannah - Melanie Gustafson"

"Buck Henry - Snyder"

"Ossie Davis - Chuck"

"Kevin Pollak - Jacob Goldman"

"Ann-Margret - Ariel Truax"

"Walter Matthau - Max Goldman"

"Unpolished. Unkempt. Unleashed. Undercover."

"[to Gracie] If I'd ever had a daughter, I imagine she might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never reproduced."

"I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!"

"Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown."

"Eyebrows. There should be TWO."

"There are no words."

"I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap."

"Look, she's gonna cry again. [imitating winner] 'Oh, if I only had a brain."'"

"Hey! I'm GLIDING here!"

"Heather Burns - Cheryl Frasier, Miss Rhode Island"

"William Shatner - Stan Fields"

"Ernie Hudson - FBI Asst. Director Harry McDonald"

"Candice Bergen - Cathy Morningside"

"Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews"

"Michael Caine - Victor Melling"

"Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart"

"Never Mess With An Agent In A Dress."

"She's Got A Killer To Catch... Right After The Swimsuit Competition."