Films About Widowhood

"Natasha Lyonne as Jessica"

"Mena Suvari as Heather"

"Dania Ramirez as Selena"

"Chris Owen as Sherman"

"Shannon Elizabeth as Nadia"

"Jay Harrington as Dr. Ron"

"Ali Corbin as Kara"

"Chuck Hittinger as AJ"

"Thomas Ian Nicholas as Kevin Myers"

"Tara Reid as Vicky Lathum"

"Seann William Scott as Steve Stifler"

"Chris Klein as Chris "Oz" Ostreicher"

"Jason Biggs as Jim Levenstein"

"Alyson Hannigan as Michelle Levenstein"

"Katrina Bowden as Mia"

"[after punching Dr. Ron out] I ain't worth jackshit, D-Ron."

"[repeated line] Oh, Finch's mom!"

"Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers!"

"Don't mess with the class of '99, bitch!"

"Everytime I wanna shop online and I start typing Amazon, amazingcollegesluts.com pops up."

"Get off my husband, you little piece of shit!"

"Hey, Shitbreak, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight, think of Kevin."

"I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass. It wasn't the handle side either."

"Kamber Hejlik - Doctor"

"Jill Kill - Pageant Reporter"

"Johnny Knoxville - Irving Zisman"

"Jackson Nicoll - Billy"

"[To a random man on the street] You're my dad. High five, Dad!"

"Greg Harris - Chuck Muskie"

"[After Irving defecates on the restaurant wall] EW, GRANDPA, YOU SHARTED !"

"Georgina Cates - Kimmie Zisman"

"Grandpa, I'm fuckin' wasted."

"[Upon hearing his wife had died] Oh. I thought she'd *never* die!"

"You are hotter than a Puerto Rican picnic."

"[To a fast-food outlet employee] We need some chickens and a big side of poontang! [Laughs]"

"Wow. That looks like the camel toe... in your pants! Hoo-hah! Get it? I said you have a vagina. That's a vagina reference."

"I might be too old to fry the rice, but I can still chop the suey, that's for sure."

"Sir, can you help me? Can you help me, sir? I don't expect you to understand but I have my penis stuck in the soda machine!"

"I love chocolate! He's harder than a horseshoe!"

"[About his deceased wife] She was a pain in my ass when we were married and she passed away, she's still being a pain in my ass!"

"My Spanish name is El Mucho Ding-Dong."

"I may be too old to stir the gravy but I'm still old enough to lick the spoon, that's for damn sure! [Chuckles]"

"Catherine Keener - Ellie Zisman"

"[While making a ham sandwich in the store] Now, let's get some damn mustard."

"Grasie Mercedes - Hostess"

"Marilynn Allain - Receptionist"

"Jack Polick - Funeral Worker"

"George Faughnan - Juggalo Guy"

"[To Billy at the diner] I think all this bacon is getting to Grandpa. [Farts]"

"[To moving truck crew after they helped load his grandmother's corpse into his grandpa's trunk] Thanks for the crime!"