American Reunion

"Everytime I wanna shop online and I start typing Amazon, amazingcollegesluts.com pops up."

"Get off my husband, you little piece of shit!"

"Don't mess with the class of '99, bitch!"

"[after punching Dr. Ron out] I ain't worth jackshit, D-Ron."

"[repeated line] Oh, Finch's mom!"

"Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers!"

"Hey, Shitbreak, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight, think of Kevin."

"I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass. It wasn't the handle side either."

"Jason Biggs as Jim Levenstein"

"Alyson Hannigan as Michelle Levenstein"

"Chris Klein as Chris "Oz" Ostreicher"

"Thomas Ian Nicholas as Kevin Myers"

"Tara Reid as Vicky Lathum"

"Seann William Scott as Steve Stifler"

"Mena Suvari as Heather"

"Eddie Kaye Thomas as Paul Finch"

"John Cho as MILF Guy #2"

"Jennifer Coolidge as Stifler's Mom"

"Eugene Levy as Noah Levenstein, Jim's Dad"

"Natasha Lyonne as Jessica"

"Dania Ramirez as Selena"

"Katrina Bowden as Mia"

"Jay Harrington as Dr. Ron"

"Ali Corbin as Kara"

"Chuck Hittinger as AJ"

"Shannon Elizabeth as Nadia"

"Chris Owen as Sherman"