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"Garry Marshall as Arthur Gartner"
"Kyle Howard as Arlo"
"RJ Knoll as Chad"
"Bret Harrison as Lonny"
"Carly Pope as Tanya"
"Schuyler Fisk as Ashley"
"Harold Ramis as Don Durkett"
"Colin Hanks as Shaun Brumder"
"Mike White as Mr. Burke, English teacher"
"George Murdock as Bob Beugler"
"Jack Black as Lance Brumder"
"Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?"
"Chevy Chase as Principal Harbert"
"SWEET BALLS!!!"
"President...of the United States. Of America. 50 States, if you count Hawaii. Most people do. I'm definitely pro-Hawaii."
"Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi? Because I'm not that hungry."
"Kindness is just love with its work boots on."
"Your biceps are huge! Kiss me!"
"I gotta meet this fricken bird!"
"Owen Benjamin - Marvin"
"Rachel Specter - Courtney"
"Kimberly Makkouk - Tanya"
"Kiely Williams - Lilly"
"Monet Mazur - Cassandra"
"Beverly D'Angelo - Mrs. Hagstrom"
"The eyes are the nipples of the face."
"Emma Stone - Natalie"
"Leslie Del Rosario - Sienna"
"Tyson Ritter - Colby"
"For the girls of ZETA house, college life was no party, until Shelley showed up."
"I'm just walking around in the body God and Dr. Borkman gave me."
"They wanted a role model. They got a Playmate."
"I like that word...Man Hole."
"A brothel? Oh, I'm not looking to make soup."
"Anna Faris - Shelley Darlington"
"Colin Hanks - Oliver"
"Kat Dennings - Mona"
"Christopher McDonald - Dean Simmons"
"Katharine McPhee - Harmony"
"Rumer Willis - Joanne"
"Nick Swardson - Photographer"
"Dana Goodman - Carrie Mae"
"Brains. Beauty. Bravery. These girls got it all... They just don't know it yet."
"OWW!! BITCH SUCK!!!"
"Sarah Wright - Ashley"
"Bodaciously Going Where No Bunny Has Gone Before... College."
"Joe Hursley - Maurice / The Ringers"
"Jeremy Howard - Freaky Student"
"Anthony Heald - Dean Van Horne"
"Ann Cusack - Diane Gaines"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!