The House Bunny

"Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi? Because I'm not that hungry."

"The eyes are the nipples of the face."

"SWEET BALLS!!!"

"President...of the United States. Of America. 50 States, if you count Hawaii. Most people do. I'm definitely pro-Hawaii."

"Kindness is just love with its work boots on."

"Your biceps are huge! Kiss me!"

"I gotta meet this fricken bird!"

"OWW!! BITCH SUCK!!!"

"I like that word...Man Hole."

"A brothel? Oh, I'm not looking to make soup."

"I'm just walking around in the body God and Dr. Borkman gave me."

"For the girls of ZETA house, college life was no party, until Shelley showed up."

"They wanted a role model. They got a Playmate."

"Brains. Beauty. Bravery. These girls got it all... They just don't know it yet."

"Bodaciously Going Where No Bunny Has Gone Before... College."

"Anna Faris - Shelley Darlington"

"Colin Hanks - Oliver"

"Emma Stone - Natalie"

"Kat Dennings - Mona"

"Christopher McDonald - Dean Simmons"

"Beverly D'Angelo - Mrs. Hagstrom"

"Leslie Del Rosario - Sienna"

"Katharine McPhee - Harmony"

"Rumer Willis - Joanne"

"Kiely Williams - Lilly"

"Nick Swardson - Photographer"

"Dana Goodman - Carrie Mae"

"Kimberly Makkouk - Tanya"

"Monet Mazur - Cassandra"

"Tyson Ritter - Colby"

"Sarah Wright - Ashley"

"Rachel Specter - Courtney"

"Owen Benjamin - Marvin"