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"These broads would hump the Leaning Tower of Pisa if they could get up there!"
"[singing as she packs her suitcase] Alligators come through the gate, but goodbye leg if ya get away late! Lollies love to pop!"
"[on phone] You're a real gold-plated whore, mother, you know that?"
"[upon seeing that Mrs. MacHenry is coming inside the house] Speaking of professional virgins - here we have the queen of vaudeville herself!"
"Oh, why don't you go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it? That'll give you a charge."
"I think the little bugger's schnockered, son of a bitch."
"I didn't send my daughter in here to be drinking and picking up the boys."
"Filthy Billy, I know what you did nasty Billy!"
"Agnes, It's me Billy! Don't tell them what we did!"
"Let me lick ya, you pretty piggy cunt!"
"[to Barb, while on the phone] I'll stick my tongue up your pretty pussy!"
"[to Barb, while on the phone] [sombre] I'm going to kill you."
"[Quietly singing] Little baby bunting/ Daddy's went a-hunting/ Gonna fetch a rabbit skin to wrap his baby Agnes in."
"If this picture doesn't make your skin crawl...it's on TOO TIGHT."
"Christmas is coming early this year. And it's murder."
"The sort of Christmas you don't dream of."
"A Christmas with another colour brings a killer on the loose!"
"Twas the Night, Before Christmas, and All Trough the House, a Creature was stirring. The Stocklings were Hung by the Chimney with care, but it was Hard to Say that St. Nick would be there. A Christmas with another colour brings a Killer on the Loose."
"Have Yourself a Scary Little, Black Christmas. It's Not at All Like the Ones You Used to Know."
"He Knows When You're Sleeping, He Knows if You're Awake, HE KNOWS..."
"It's beginning to look a lot like—bloodshed! Christmas is almost here, and a deranged, axe-wielding psycho is terrorizing a sorority. As it happens, the mad murder also makes obscene phone calls—and he lives right above the girls..."
"Olivia Hussey – Jess Bradford"
"Keir Dullea – Peter Smythe"
"Margot Kidder – Barbara ‘Barb’ Coard"
"John Saxon – Lieutenant Kenneth Fuller"
"Marian Waldman – Mrs.‘Mac’ MacHenry"
"Andrea Martin – Phyllis ‘Phyll’ Carlson"
"James Edmond – Mr. Harrison"
"Doug McGrath – Sargeant Nash"
"Art Hindle – Chris Hayden"
"Lynne Griffin – Clare Harrison"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!