"[signing off for the last time] I feel like that old Indian in front of all the garbage. So, for the last time, this is Evan Baxter for Eyewitness News. Goodnight."

"Jon Lovitz - Scotty Brennen"

"Jared Rushton - Billy Kopecki"

"John Heard - Paul Davenport"

"Robert Loggia - Mac MacMillan"

"Elizabeth Perkins - Susan Lawrence"

"David Moscow - Young Josh"

"Tom Hanks - Josh Baskin"

"Yesterday Josh Wanted Everything In Life - Girls...Money...Cars... Today, All His Wildest Dreams Have Come True!"

"You're Only Young Once But For Josh It Might Just Last A Lifetime."

"You're only young once!"

"Yesterday 12-year old Josh Baskin wanted money, cars, and girls. Today he got all those."

"Have you ever had a really big secret?"

"Debra Jo Rupp - Miss Patterson"

"Josh Clark - Mr. Baskin"

"Mercedes Ruehl - Mrs. Baskin"

"I'm not interested in doing anything I've already done, and I thought the second one was a disappointment."

"We're back!"

"The Superstars of the Supernatural are back. And this time, it's no marshmallow roast."

"Guess who's coming to save the world again?"

"Be ready to believe us."

"Wilhelm von Homburg and Max von Sydow as the body and voice of Vigo the Carpathian, respectively"

"Kurt Fuller as Jack Hardemeyer"

"David Margulies as Mayor Lenny"

"Janet Margolin as Prosecuting Attorney "Kitten""

"Harris Yulin as Judge Stephen Wexler"

"Peter MacNicol as Dr. Janosz Poha"

"Annie Potts as Janine Melnitz"

"Rick Moranis as Louis Tully"

"William T. Deutschendorf and Hank J. Deutschendorf II as Baby Oscar"

"Sigourney Weaver as Dana Barrett"

"Ernie Hudson as Winston Zeddemore"

"Dan Aykroyd as Dr. Raymond Stantz"

"Bill Murray as Dr. Peter Venkman"

"Harold Ramis as Dr. Egon Spengler"

"Mike, the whole world is a circus if you look at it the right way. Every time you pick up a handful of dust, and see not the dust, but a mystery, a marvel, there in your hand, every time you stop and think, "I'm alive, and being alive is fantastic!" Every time such a thing happens, Mike, you are part of the Circus of Dr. Lao."

"Douglas Fowley — Toothless Cowboy"

"Chubby Johnson — Fat Cowboy"

"Dal McKennon — Lean Cowboy"

"Royal Dano -- Lucas. Stark's henchman"

"Frank Cady — Mayor James Sargent"

"Lee Patrick — Mrs. Cassin"

"John Ericson — Ed Cunningham"

"Arthur O'Connell — Clint Stark"

"Kevin Tate — Mike Benedict"

"Barbara Eden — Angela Benedict"

"Tony Randall — Dr. Lao, Apollonius of Tyana, many other roles"

"Which face will the wily doctor reveal to you?"

"Bolt the doors! Lock the windows! Dr. Lao's coming to town!"

"Enter The Fabulous World of Dr. Lao... Whose Wonders Never Cease!"