Donkey Kong

""Small is best for Tiny when she plays her tune near the four gongs." (Purple door)"

""Match the symbols and put the jugs on the podiums with Chunky near the start." (Green door)"

""Cranky's Simian Spring will Diddy to leap to the top of the ABC blocks." (Red door)"

""Lanky's OrangStand will get Chunky standing back on solid ground." (Blue door)"

""When the ship comes in, climb aboard with Diddy and fire the cannon!" (Red door)"

""Jump through the star with Enguarde and the treasure trove opens!" (Blue door)"

""Chunky doesn't need a key to open the chest bellow Cranky's Lab." (Green door)"

""21132 is a number that DK might find useful." (Yellow door)"

""Tiny will need Chunky's help to enter the barn after dark." (Purple door)"

""Don't throw a coin in the well - throw Chunky in instead!" (Green door)"

""If Diddy can fly through the star, the ways in will be revealed." (Red door)"

""Float to the top of ice castle for a rematch with the sliding beetle." (Blue door)"

"I think not."

""Lanky will need Funky's last upgrade before he enters the top tower." (Blue door)"

""If all else fails, get Chunky to punch it." (Green door)"

"Grant Kirkhope as Donkey Kong"

""Get DK's coconut shooter from Funky's Store and use it to hit the coconut switches." (Yellow door)"

"Don't be afraid, young ones. It's only me, Wrinkly Kong. My body may have passed away since DKC3, but I'm here in spirit to help you defeat those naughty crocodiles. I can use my supernatural powers to reveal to you and your friends where that rogue K. Rool has hidden some of your precious Golden Bananas. You can come and see me wherever you see my face. Don't be shy now, dearies."

"It's the Kongs! Wake up, you fools, and activate the machine!"

"W-who was that?!"

"I've waited too long for this."

"Imbecile! I don't like failure - do you know what happens to failures?"

"DK: Well? Klump: Well... Job well done, sir. DK: Not so shabby yourself, Klump. Now, if I ever see you in my territory again, I'm gonna "BANANA SLAMMA!!!" you like you've never been Banana Slamma'ed before. Klump: In triplicate, varmint! (DK and Klump salute each other, turn around, and walk away)"

"Klump: When the coast is clear, we'll jump out of the barrels, steal the Crystal Coconut back, and then swim back to shore. Krusha: Duh, I can't swim... Klump: Well, why didn't ya say so before we snuck on board!? Krusha: Well, you never asked."

"K. Rool: Well Krusha, let's hear it! Krusha: Uh-huh, what? K. Rool: Your imitation! Krusha: Uh, all right. Here goes. (imitates K. Rool's voice) Lunkhead! Once I have the Coconut... K. Rool: Not me, you ninny! Donkey Kong's! Krusha: Ooh, sorry. I thought you meant you, your mightiness. K. Rool: Just do his voice! Krusha: (imitates DK's voice) Bananas, bananas, bananas. I always got bananas on the brain."

"Krusha: I've devised a new plan to let me do the following: One, take over the world; Two, get rid of those babbling baboons; Three, get the Coconut. Klump: And rescue K. Rool from being blown to tiny bits? Krusha: (sighs) And rescue K. Rool from being blown to tiny bits!"

"Diddy: Jumpin' jungleants! What did you say? DK: It's the anniversary of the first time I broke a date with Candy. So I'm gonna write her a love letter using Funky's plane! Diddy: Yoohoo! Anybody home? Who celebrates that anniversary? It's like celebrating your first toothache!"

"DK: Maybe we could fool K. Rool into thinking you could still hypnotize them! Bluster: I could do that. Or I could just use the last of the serum and really hypnotize them! DK: That would work too! (pats Bluster, causing him to drop the beaker) Oops! Bluster: At least it would have, if you weren't such a clumsy clutz!"

"Klump: Sir, there's an intruder on the island; some fella who's conspirin' with the enemy, AKA the apes. K. Rool: How so, Klump, AKA Twit?"

"Klump: Hey, Fred Astairicle! I'm leadin'! Krusha: Why you? Klump: Because I outrank ya."

"Bluster: I'm tired, my feet are sore, I have sand in my shoes and I'm thirsty! Give me that bottle! Candy: No, this will save Donkey Kong! Bluster: So what if K. Rool wins? Who cares? Donkey Kong will be out of my hair; I can't stand that guy! Now gimme that stuff!"

"K. Rool: That's it! Cut Donkey Kong's hair, and before it grows back, I'll have the coconut! Klump: But uh... who will, uh... cut his hair? K. Rool: It's so obvious- the only person he'll let get close enough to him. You wouldn't know a good plan if it hit you in the head! Klump: I would too. If it hit me in the head."

"Candy: Leonardo Di-Ape-rio is the most adorable, talented, dreamy movie star I've ever drilled over! DK: What's he got that I don't have? Diddy: Well, movie-star good looks, movie-star fame, movie star money... DK: I've been in lots of movies. Candy: Huh? DK: Every Saturday afternoon I sit right in the front row."

"Diddy: Then we'll kick some interplanetary butt! That is if they have butts. Klump: They might have two. Or three."

"Funky: I got that zombie stuff from a movie I saw on the late, late, late, late show! Candy: You see? There's no such thing as interplanetary visitor dudes! Funky: Not ones that turn people into zombies, anyway. The ones I've met have always been real mellow... in an alternate life-form kind of way."

"K. Rool: You lost the Crystal Coconut?! Polly Roger: Yeah, so sue me! If I had a little more ground support I might have kept it! K. Rool: KLUMP! You had orders to provide ground support! What's your excuse? Klump: Tactical error. I lost 'em. Polly Roger: The tactical error was giving you the job!"

"DK: Hey, Bluster, what are ya doing? Diddy: Lemme guess; Funky glued your fingers together?"

"Klump: With Donkey Kong incommissioned, grabbin' the Coconut will be a piece of cake. Krusha: Ooh ooh ooh, we get cake too? Klump: Aw, nevermind..."

"Cranky: "Who built the ancient and mysterious temple of Inka-Dinka Doo?" Now why do you knuckleheads suppose it's called mysterious? DK: We don't know? Cranky: Exactly! It's a mystery! No one knows who built it! The end!"

"Inka Dinka Doo: Donkey... share... everyone. Diddy: No kidding! Tell DK and it'll be all over Kongo Bongo before you can say "Spill the Beans"! DK: What do you mean? I can keep a secret! Diddy: Yeah, right. Like the time I told you about my rash? And the time Cranky told you about his rash? And the time Candy told you about her... DK: Allrightallrightallright! I get the picture!"

"DK: It's an invasion! DK + Diddy: They're gonna zomibify us! Cranky: I'll smackify the both of ya unless you knock off the Science-Fictional nonsense."

"Klump: Ooh ooh, I could use my secret emergency code. Like: "The fog was thick and dense." K. Rool: Like your brain."

"Bluster: The BarrelCopter! Mummy'll be livid! Cranky: Tell her to take a number - I was livid first! Candy: What about me? Bluster: What about you? Candy: I'm livid! Cranky: You can be livid later; now get this thing out of my house!"

"K. Rool: I know exactly how to keep Donkey Kong running in circles until the proverbial cows come home. Krusha! Krusha: (enters behind K. Rool) When did the cows leave? K. Rool: How many times have I told you not to sneak up behind me like that?!"

"Diddy: This is weird! DK: Yeah! I didn't know Funky was opening a hair salon."

"Cranky: Stop moving ya moron! I'm taking an X-ray of the inside of your head. Funky: Cool! I'll take an 8x7 and 3 wallet size! Cranky: The brain's already wallet size."

"Eddie: Me cranky! Cranky: No, I'm Cranky! Funky: Welcome to the club, cranky dudes! I'm cranky too! Eddie: Me crankiest! Cranky + Funky: AND HE'S GOT THE CLUB!!"

"Bluster: I am a remarkable specimen! Sound mind with the body of a Greek god! Diddy: Yeah - Blimpo, god of the fatheads."

"Cranky: Now zip your lip and listen! I've got something that'll snap Eddie the Mean Old Yeti out of his mean old mood! DK: Eddie's not the only one who could use some of that. Cranky: I heard that!"

"Funky: Whoa! Maybe the kids have doom-swooped the island! Bluster: What will we do? Funky: Only thing we can do. Chill here and wait for the others to give us the 'All Clear' sign. Bluster: But that could take a long time! Funky: So, we get to know each other. I'll tell you my middle name if you, like, tell me yours. Bluster: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"