"What are you an odds maker? You're going to work everyone through this thing here? Let me tell you something, fucko, if that motherfucker right there don't take that knife away from my friend's neck, I'll use all six shots to make sure you're dead. Now do you believe it? Do you fucking believe it?"

"And I hope you know frogs aren't purple, you ever seen a purple frog? [Chole nods] Oh yeah? When? When you where asleep?"

"You're running around like a Puerto Rican on the fifteenth of the month!"

"Vince Vaughn as Ricky Slade"

"We don't wanna talk, we wanna scream at people, but we don't wanna listen or problem solve and that's what's frustrating about the fucking dynamic of the group!"

"[Ricky: You wanna bet me that I can't get a gun?] You couldn't even get a handjob from the bridge and tunnel posse at the club last night!"

"Jon Favreau as Bobby Ricigliano"

"Laura Silverman as Female Police Officer."

"Cree Summer as Reporter Sassy."

"Molly Shannon as Business Woman."

"Tommy Blacha as Pharmacist."

"Dave Willis as Timmy."

"Charlyne Yi as Becky."

"Dana Snyder as Confused Guy #2."

"Julie Galdieri as Cathy."

"Bob Stephenson as Friendly Cop."

"Brendon Small as Mr. Kelly."

"Paul Scheer as Marvin Masterson."

"Mike Judge as Archie."

"Reid Scott as Brett Anderson."

"Laraine Newman as Old Woman."

"Hannibal Buress as The King."

"Kate Micucci as Sally."

"Riki Lindhome as Linda."

"John Ennis as Detective Donahue."

"Paul Rudd as John."

"Patton Oswalt as Elliot."

"Simon Weir - Jailhoose"

"Scot Greenan - Frank Jr."

"Steven Robertson - Stoddart"

"Pauline Lynch - Lizzy"

"James Cosmo - Mr Renton"

"Eileen Nicholas - Mrs. Renton"

"Anjela Nedyalkova - Veronika Kovach"

"Elek Kish - Dozo"