Criminal Comedy Films

"John Gregson - Farrow"

"Gibb McLaughlin - Godwin"

"Arthur Hambling - Wallis"

"Ronald Adam - Turner"

"John Salew - Parkin"

"Edie Martin - Miss Evesham"

"Marjorie Fielding - Mrs. Chalk"

"Alfie Bass - Shorty Fisher"

"Sid James - Lackery Wood"

"Stanley Holloway - Alfred Pendlebury"

"Alec Guinness - Henry Holland"

"He stole $3,000,000 in gold and that's a lot of BULLion!"

"The men who broke the bank - and lost the cargo!"

"I propagate British cultural depravity."

"Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these - it might have been."

"Norm Macdonald - Willard Fillmore"

"Lochlyn Munro - Officer Richardson"

"Malcolm Stewart - Roger"

"Sherman Hemsley - Chip Oswald"

"Sarah Silverman - Hillary"

"Daniel Benzali - Detective Tom Dewey"

"Elaine Stritch - Mrs. Crock"

"Danny DeVito - Grover Cleaver"

"Dave Chappelle - Rusty P. Hayes"

"Everyone gets it in the end."

"Bill McCutcheon - Danny Doheny (bar owner)"

"B.D. Wong - Jimmy Chui (Adam's former professor)"

"Deborah Rush - Michele Dempsey (Adam's lawyer)"

"Victoria Jackson - Christine (Adam's girl)"

"Janet Carroll - Margie (Jessie's girl)"

"Rosanna DeSoto - Elaine McMullen (as Rosana DeSoto)"

"Matthew Broderick - Adam McMullen"

"Dustin Hoffman - Vito McMullen"

"Sean Connery - Jessie McMullen"

"Come on. Let's pay our respects to the grieving widow before she falls flat on her face, drunk."

"Hey, you bald-headed prick! Don't you ever get caught on the take. Because if you wind up in any joint I'm in, you'll leave feet first."

"Dianne Wiest - Helen Robberson"

"Jack Palance - Jake Stone"

"Chevy Chase - Norman Robberson"

"Don't ever throw a cat on me again."

"Jack Kehler - Caniff"

"Sal Landi - Jerry Callahan"

"Richard Romanus - Fred Lutz"

"Miko Hughes - Billy Robberson"

"Fay Masterson - Cindy Robberson"

"Jason James Richter - Kevin Robberson"

"David Barry Gray - Tony Moore"

"Robert Davi - Osborn"

"Frank: Guns don't kill people - postal workers do."

"You're missing the grand design here! If I don't go, I'm dead! Yeah. And it's a little hard to carry on a relationship when I'm stuffed with straw and formaldehyde."