"That's it! That does it! You leave me no choice! As student body president, I am placing you all under citizens' arrest! You are all confined to your rooms until I get Principal Moss!"

"Look, even though I'm probably going to get into Yale, doesn't mean that I don't suffer from the effects of teen angst. But I'm here to tell you that drugs and alcohol are not the answers to your problems!"

"It's now officially 8:01, people; let's move it! Come on, come on, while we're young! Herbert Jones, get off my car! Quickly, quickly, quickly. Come on, look lively, people, come on. Keep climbing; you won't get a nosebleed. Button that up, Carla. Herbert. Early bird. Worm. Think about it. Pull, Wanda. Pull."

"Well, now that you've enlightened me as to the real problem here, perhaps you should tell the President about your concerns. In fact, I think you should all pool your ideas together. I want you to draft a 500-word letter to the President on what you'd like the Government to do in order to save our education system. Now, Mr. Diplo will be in charge today. Mr. Diplo, I've given these students an assignment. Make sure they finish it by 1:00. If they're not finished, they can stay later."

"If you'll all check your itineraries, you'll see that this is the only stop we're making between now and Washington. So I suggest you take care of whatever necessities come to mind. Now, I'm setting the alarm on my watch for ten minutes. When this alarm goes off, the bus will leave with or without you."

"Lay one hand on me and I'll sue! PRINCIPAL MOSS!!"

"Captain's log, 94237.4. I just received a priority communication from Starfleet Command that an alliance between the Klingons and the Romulans will occur right here on Earth. Our mission: to infiltrate the Klingon crew and to kidnap the Romulan leader. Computer, scan file on Klingon crew. Computer, identify Klingon leader. Just as I thought. Computer, identify Romulan leader. Mr. Spock, your analysis? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I agree. We have to stop him. Lieutenant Uhura, accompany me to the transporter. Mr. Spock, you have the bridge."

"Marissa (Gregorio's sister)"

"Wilbur (husband)"

"Rebecca & Cecil (twin stepdaughter & stepson)"

"Carmen (daughter)"

"Juni (son)"

"Travis. Yes, Admiral Kirk, I understand. Travis out. New orders from Starfleet. The Klingon leader is to be terminated. Phasers on kill, Lieutenant. Phasers on kill."

"Ingrid (wife)"

"Maria (half-daughter)"

"Ricky Gervais - Argonaut (voice)"

"Jeremy Piven - Danger D'Amo/Time Keeper/Tick Tock"

"Belle and Genny Solórzano - Maria Wilson (the half-sister of Rebecca & Cecil)"

"Mason Cook - Cecil Wilson, Rebecca's twin brother"

"Rowan Blanchard - Rebecca Wilson, Cecil's twin sister"

"Danny Trejo - Isador "Machete" Cortez (the maternal step-uncle of Rebecca & Cecil)"

"Antonio Banderas - Gregorio Cortez (Deleted Scenes)"

"Elijah Wood - The Guy"

"George Hurst - Uncle Gomez"

"James Paxton - Little Dink/Dinky Winks, Jr."

"Bill Paxton - Dinky Winks"

"Ryan Pinkston - Arnold"

"Robert Vito - Rez"

"Steve Buscemi - Romero"

"Camille Chen - Processor"

"Emily Osment - Gerti Giggles, Gary's younger sister"

"Cheech Marin - Felix Gumm"

"Bobby Edner - Francis"

"Matt O'Leary - Gary Giggles, Carmen's love interest"

"Courtney Jines - Demetra"

"Mike Judge - Donnagon Giggles (the father of Gary & Gerti)"

"Danny Trejo - Isador "Machete" Cortez (the paternal uncle of Carmen & Juni)"

"Selena Gomez - Waterpark Girl"

"Alexa Vega - Carmen Cortez"

"3rd Mission. 3rd Dimension"

"Daryl Sabara - Juni Cortez, Carmen's younger brother"

"Coming At You July 25"

"The game is up"

"The Game is over"

"Antonio Banderas - Gregorio Cortez (the father of Carmen & Juni)"

"Ricardo Montalbán - Valentin Avellan (the maternal grandfather of Carmen & Juni)"

"Holland Taylor - Helga Avellan (the maternal grandmother of Carmen & Juni)"

"Lucas Till as Larry"

"George Lopez as Glaze"

"Carl Gugino - Ingrid Cortez (the mother of Carmen & Juni)"