"Okay. Okay, now, who can we get to go talk to the girl and impress her? Come on, let's think, there must be someone—someone who's reasonably good-natured, has a reasonably high TVQ, and absolutely nothing important to do."

"He was cursing in at least four languages."

"Gail Strickland - Ambassador St John"

"There's something funny going on in Washington. Goldie's about to become a diplomat."

"Keith Szarabajka - Crowe"

"You mean you wanna tell me what you think I should say, right?"

"Ed Begley, Jr. - Hassler"

"He owes me a massage."

"Cliff DeYoung - Hilley"

"You wanna know something? That before I started to work for the government, I'd never read the Constitution? I didn't even begin to know how things worked—I didn't. I didn't read the newspaper, except to look at my horoscope, and I never read the Declaration of Independence; but I know they had—the ones we're talking about, the "experts"—they all read it. They just forgot what it's about—that it's about "We the People." And that's me; I'm "We the People", and you're "We the People", and all of us, we're all "We the People", right? So when they sell me that ten-cent diamond, or down the river, or-or to some guy who wears a lot of medals, that means they're selling all of us, all of "We the People." And when they—I mean, when you guys—when you spend another pile of money, and when you give away or sell all those guns and tanks and planes, and every time you invite another foreign big-shot to the White House and hug and kiss 'em and give them presents, it has a direct effect on "We the People"'s lives!"

"I'm not yelling, I'm just speaking distinctly!"

"No, dear, I'm not a chicken; I'm an emu."

"I'd like to tell everybody in America that this is absolutely the best place to come if you're ever shot in the ass."

"Now, you know, I never read the—the Constitution. This'll be fun for all of us, won't it?"

"Oh, don't jump on the nice Mr. Vice President."

"Robbie Daymond as Fairy Cronies"

"Brenda Chapman as Imp"

"Tony Cox as Plum Elf"

"Llou Johnson as Pare"

"Sam Palladio as Roland"

"Meredith Anne Bull as Dawn"

"Bob Einstein as Stuff"

"Peter Stormare as Thang"

"Elijah Kelley as Sunny"

"And this is the Declaration of Independence. Can you read that? "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain [i]nalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed." We're real proud of that."

"Gary Rydstrom as Angry Gus"

"Kevin Michael Richardson as Brutus"

"Alan Cumming as Bog King"

"Evan Rachel Wood as Marianne"

"Kristin Chenoweth as Sugar Plum Fairy"