"Malcolm McDowell: Griffin? Griffin! Hi, how are you? Listen: the next time you want to badmouth me, have the courage to do it to my face. You guys are all the same."

"Making movies can be murder."

"Can we talk about something other than Hollywood for a change? We're educated people."

"I like words and letters, but I'm not crazy about complete sentences."

"Now more than ever!"

"Cynthia Stevenson - Bonnie Sherow"

"This is a red wine glass. Can I have my water in a water glass?"

"[after watching The Bicycle Thief] Great movie, huh? So refreshing to see something like this after all these... cop movies and, you know, things we do. Maybe we'll do a remake of this!"

"Everything you've heard is true!"

"I was just thinking what an interesting concept it is to eliminate the writer from the artistic process. If we could just get rid of these actors and directors, maybe we've got something here."

"Vincent D'Onofrio - David Kahane"

"Margaret Dumont — Mrs. Potter"

"Kay Francis — Penelope"

"Mary Eaton — Polly Potter"

"Oscar Shaw — Robert 'Bob' Adams"

"Cyril Ring — Harvey Yates"

"Harpo Marx — Harpo"

"Groucho Marx — Mr. Hammer"

"Chico Marx — Chico"

"Zeppo Marx — Jamison"

"Paramount's All Talking-Singing Musical Comedy Hit!"

"Basil Ruysdael — Detective Hennessey"

"[Watching Harpo wobble away from the banquet table] Well, I got rid of one. And one like that is worth three ordinary ones!"

"Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket."

"[to Chico] Now this is our cemetery. I've got a list of a hundred people just dying to get in. But I like you and I'm going to shove you in ahead of all of them. I'm going to get you a steady position. And if I can arrange it, it'll be horizontal."

"Nicolas Amato - Rub-Out Raymond"

"Guy Henri - Alecto's henchman"

"Joé Davray - Alecto's henchman"

"Jean Maxime - Sailor in the Café Crusoe"