Comedy Films

"Bring yo goofy ass on!"

"It's gonna blow! It's gonna blow, we can't find the bomb!"

"[when Minelli ask who he is called] Well, I don't really have one yet."

"I'm not leaving here, gosh-darn it, until I see the commissioner!"

"Who needs money when you've got neat stuff like this?"

"Then slap me around and call me Susan."

"Al Freeman Jr. — Howard"

"Ronald Colby — Buzz Collins"

"Keenan Wynn — Senator Billboard Rawkins"

"Barbara Hancock — Susan the Silent"

"Dolph Sweet — Sheriff"

"Petula Clark — Sharon McLonergan"

"Tommy Steele — Og"

"Don Francks — Woody Mahoney"

"Wright King — District Attorney"

"What fools these mortals be!"

"Let yourself glow"

"If all you want out of a movie is a great, big, wonderful time - just follow the rainbow - whistle the songs - and join in the fun."

"Don't be superstitious, it's bad luck."

"[singing] Green is the color of the shamrocks /and the grass on Blarney hill / Oh, the darlin' green of Ireland /and the good old dollar bill."

"My family's been having nothing but trouble with immigrants ever since they come to this country!"

"Louil Silas — Henry"

"Fred Astaire — Finian McLonergan"

"[singing] When I'm not near the girl I love/ I love the girl I'm near!"

"[dictating a speech to Buzz] Gentlemen, the festering tides of radicalism are upon us. But before I yield up our glorious South -and her sister commonwealth, the U.S. of A - I will lay down my life. I will do more - I will filibuster. Back, you crackpots! Forward, America! Forward to the hallowed principles of our forefathers. Forward to the sweet tranquility of the status quo. Forward... to yesterday!"

"George Keymas — Soradin"

"Michael Fox — Telar"

"Carl Milletaire — Hamid"

"Karl 'Killer' Davis — Morab"

"Imagine that. My name up in candles."

"The Sultan wants to saw the Royal magician in half... for making a pass at his little Lass!"

"Christopher Lee — Slave dealer"

"[to a guard] I beg your pardon. I realize they haven't been invented yet, but have you got a match?"

"Paul Henreid — Kazah the Great"

"MacDonald Parke — Caliph"

"Sebastian Cabot — Sinbad"

"Patricia Medina — Princess Zandi"

"Gypsy Rose Lee — Zohara"

"Richard Ney — Ezar"

"John Boles — Hassan"

"SEE! The Flaming Revolt of a Thousand Wives!"

"Paulette Goddard — Kyra"

"Thomas Gallagher — Sharkhan"

"Hans Conried — Ben Ali"

"SEE! The Spectacular Bath of The Harem Queens!"

"The shapes that shook a Harem Empire!"

"SEE! Beautiful Love-Captives Sold into Slavery!"

"Charles Lung — Sultan El Malid"

"Laurette Luez — Orena"

"Anne Dore — Leda"