Comedy Films

"Sinbad — Mr. Wheat"

"Kenan Thompson — Dexter "Dex" Reed"

"Kel Mitchell — Ed"

"Coming to diners this summer."

"Attendant: [after Ed has released a deranged man from his straight jacket] Goodness gracious! He's killing Sydney!"

"Otis: [after eating French fries with Ed's sauce on it] It makes me glad I'm not dead."

"Fizz: Nobody's ever abbreviated my name before. I love that!"

"Ron Lester — Spatch"

"Dan Schneider — Mr. Baily"

"Shar Jackson — Monique"

"Shaquille O'Neal — Himself"

"J. August Richards — Griffin"

"Hamilton von Watts — Troy"

"Marques Houston — Jake"

"Carmen Electra (uncredited) — Roxanne"

"Linda Cardellini — Heather"

"Jan Schweiterman — Kurt Bozwell"

"Ginny Schreiber — Deedee"

"Josh Server — Fizz"

"[repeated line] You mess with Kurt, and you go into the grinder."

"[repeated line, always sung] I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes, hey!"

"[first, repeated, and last line] Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?"

"If these two can learn to stand each other... the bad guys don't have a chance."

"Two cops. Glover carries a weapon. Gibson is one. He's the only L.A. cop registered as a LETHAL WEAPON."

"Sam the Dog as Sam the Dog"

"Burbank the Cat as Burbank the Cat"

"Sally Field as KTLA Reporter (uncredited)"

"Grand Bush as Boyette"

"Jack Thibeau as McCaskey"

"Al Leong as Endo"

"Blackie Dammett as Drug Dealer #3"

"Jason Ronard as Drug Dealer #2"

"Jimmie F. Skaggs as Drug Dealer #1"

"Lycia Naff as Dixie"

"Ed O'Ross as Mendez"

"Mary Ellen Trainor as Dr. Stephanie Woods (Police Psychiatrist)"

"Steve Kahan as Captain Murphy"

"Ebonie Smith as Carrie Murtaugh"

"Damon Hines as Nick Murtaugh"

"Traci Wolfe as Rianne Murtaugh"

"Jackie Swanson as Amanda Hunsaker"

"Darlene Love as Trish Murtaugh"

"Tom Atkins as Michael Hunsaker"

"Mitchell Ryan as Gen. Peter McAllister"

"Gary Busey as Joshua"

"Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh"

"Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs"

"[Responding to Scrooge on "A Christmas Carol" on TV] Goddamn Christmas!"

"[stealing a man's car] Mind if I test-drive your Audi?"

"Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will ever know."