Comedy Films

"Learn it, you student! It's coolness of life!"

"Work is idle, [but] the term goes on."

"If I stand up, you'll lie down."

"Okay, bay further how our space ships furrow... the Bolshoi Theatre. And I'll sleep."

"to Shurik: Why, you are sighted! You're gonna be blind now!"

"Yevgeny Morgunov — "Experienced""

"Georgy Vitsin — "Coward""

"Yuri Nikulin — "Fool""

"Natalya Seleznyova — Lida"

"Mikhail Pugovkin — The Construction Works Manager"

"Aleksei Smirnov — Fedya, the Boor"

"Aleksandr Demyanenko — Shurik"

"Coward: Could you tell me how many degrees below zero it is now?"

"Experienced: Uh, darn you...! Peculator of socialistic property!"

"Everything is stolen before us."

"Tim Allen Living in a Dog's Life."

"Nelly Pshennaya — Samokhvalov's wife"

"Pyotr Shcherbakov — Pyotr Ivanovich Boublikov"

"Lyudmila Ivanova — Activist Shoura"

"Georgi Burkov — Zavkhoz (Logistics manager)"

"Liya Akhedzhakova — Verochka"

"Oleg Basilashvili — Yuri Grigoryevich Samokhvalov"

"Svetlana Nemolyayeva — Olga Petrovna Ryzhova"

"Alisa Freindlich — Lyudmila Prokofyevna Kalougina"

"Andrey Myagkov — Anatoly Yefremovich Novoseltsev"

"Kalougina: I have such an unstained reputation, it's high time to compromise me."

"Ryzhova: When a woman is told that she is a good girl, does it mean that she's an utter fool?"

"In a woman, there should be mystery."

"Ryzhova, the bottle blond that always walks with string bags. Look, here she sits, all in terrible roses."

"As a matter of fact, one could even teach a hare to smoke. There's nothing impossible for a person with intellect."

"Lyudmila Prokofyevna, where did you pick up this vulgarity? You wag your hips like a loose woman!"

"What distinguishes a businesswoman from a Woman? A gait! Just look how you walk! ....Huddle yourself up, tie yourself in a knot, shrivel like an old torn boot and here you are dashing to work as if hammering in polings! But look how we do. My head is up... eyes are down a little... everything is relaxed here... shoulders pulled back... I move freely from my hip... a spring-relaxed style of a panther ready for leap."

"Footwear is what makes woman."

"That's all for you, Novoseltsev... Wash-out! My old woman is interested in you. Exploring your personal records!"

"I won't live that long, I have a hazardous job!"

"(to Shoura, angrily): Go to... the accounting department!!! And even farther!"

"I have children - a boy and... a boy. Two boys."

"This is Shoura - nice but, unfortunately, active. At some point she was promoted to public work and there's been no way to discharge her from it ever since."

"As everyone knows, labor ennobles man, and that's why people go to work with pleasure."

"Philip Baker Hall - Lance Strictland"

"Zena Grey - Carly Douglas"

"Jane Curtin - Judge Claire Whittaker"

"Spencer Breslin - Josh Douglas"

"Danny Glover - Ken Hollister"

"Kristin Davis - Rebecca Douglas"

"Robert Downey Jr. - Dr. Kozak"

"Tim Allen - Dave Douglas"

"Raise The Woof."

"Everything is going to the dogs."

"To infinity... and beyond!"