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"Fuck you Merlin isn't real."
"You need to take a serious five Farrel"
"Yo yo fucking blows."
"FERREL I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE BROKE THE SUCK KNOB RIGHT OFF."
"FERREL I THINK YOU HAVE THE SUCK KNOB CRANKED UP TO 10."
"Hey terry...My face is totally bunged up."
"I think you better take up another sport, like knitting."
"Turn up the good turn down the suck."
"her fuckin knee caps, Farrel."
"A fable is history."
"If I have five words left and I'm about to fuckin' expire and all I have left to say is to curse fuckin' Tron, I'm probably not going to say, "Tron funkin' blow.""
"[handing Farrel a beer as he suffers from a hangover] This'll help ya out."
"Joe Kingman had the perfect game plan to win the championship... but first, he has to tackle one little problem."
"Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson — Joe"
"Robert Torti — Samuel Blake Jr."
"Kate Nauta — Tatianna"
"Gordon Clapp — Coach Maddox"
"Tubbs — Spike"
"Paige Turco — Karen"
"Jamal Duff — Clarence"
"Brian J. White — Jamal"
"Hayes MacArthur — Kyle"
"Morris Chestnut — Travis"
"Roselyn Sanchez — Monique"
"Kyra Sedgwick — Stella"
"Madison Pettis — Peyton"
"Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy decided to reorganize and resupervise their entire financial structure -- So they took the $3.80 and went into business."
"William Gillespie - piano salesman"
"Charlie Hall - postman"
"Lilyan Irene - nursemaid"
"Sam Lufkin - police officer"
"Gladys Gale - Mrs. Von Schwarzenhoffen"
"Billy Gilbert - Professor Theodore Von Schwarzenhoffen, M.D., A.D., D.D.S., F.L.D., F-F-F-and-F"
"Oliver Hardy - Ollie"
"Stan Laurel - Stan"
"Cad's hit. Cad's hit."
"Jay Leno — Himself"
"Jess Harnell — Voice of the Astronaut"
"Cameron A. Clarke — Voices of Attack and Little Brown Dog"
"Michael Massee — Voice of Killer"
"Phil Morris — Voice of Maim"
"John DiMaggio — Voice of Bulldog"
"Amy Adams — Voice of Polly"
"Brad Garrett — Voice of Riff Raff"
"Samantha Bee — Principal Patterson"
"John Slattery — The Mayor"
"Taylor Momsen — Molly"
"Alex Neuberger — Jack Unger"
"Patrick Warburton — Cad Lackey"
"Peter Dinklage — Dr. Simon Barsinister"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!