Comedy Films

"Devin Williamson — Brother"

"Nicki Norris — Delphine"

"Alan Rice — Dude"

"Hayden McFarland — Jesse"

"Kali Rocha — Matchmaker Patty"

"Christine Joaquin — Cindy"

"Eric Jungmann — Manager Larry"

"Ho-Kwan Tse — Scientist"

"Celene Lee — Tammi"

"Mark Harelik — Dr. Serious"

"Scott Holroyd — Brian"

"Cristina Cimellaro — Host"

"John Ingle — Dutch"

"Tom Irwin — Paul"

"Katherine Von Till — Local News Anchor"

"Bianca Brockl — Soledad"

"What are we, the Schmaltz family?"

"Matchmaker Patty: (After implanting TiMER that shows they're not a match) Awkward."

"Emma Caulfield — Oona"

"Espero que algún día te unas a dejar que me hacen feliz."

"Michelle Borth — Steph"

"See that's what's stupid about the TiMERs it says you have one path and you can't take detours. Life is about detours."

"Don't worry the guys will be at the bar for a few more hours. You know taking turns with our groupie."

"John Patrick Amedori — Mikey"

"Grady if I'm a pussy I'm about to have the best lesbian sex of my entire life!"

"Adam Tomei as Number 35"

"Allisyn Ashley Arm as Nerdy Girl"

"Miguel A. Núñez, Jr. as Number 12"

"Oh my God tell me what you did or I'm gonna pee on your bed!"

"Pat Kilbane as Number 4 / Johnny Dazzle"

"It's a fucking Greek tragedy up in here."

"Desmond Harrington — Dan the Man"

"Tariq Bah as Marcus Grill"

"Ed Helms as Number 2"

"Scott Caan as Officer Dooley"

"Gabrielle Union as Number 3"

"Mike O'Malley as Officer Knox"

"He's A Spaceship... And Out of This World!"

"Eddie Murphy as Dave Ming Cheng / The Captain"

"Austyn Lind Myers as Josh Morrison"

"Elizabeth Banks as Gina Morrison"

"Enda Oates - Detective"

"[greeting various people inside the Old Navy store] Welcome to Old Navy!"

"Billy Connolly - Scalper"

"Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy in Meet Dave"

"Mr. Habib, this is not a piece of land. This is my home and I'm going to be a father again and I don't want to bring my baby home to a condo on the beach! I want to drive down that street and I want to pull into this driveway and I want to honk my horn..."

"There's a Whole Other World Going on Inside of Him."

"Kevin Hart as Number 17"

"JoBeth Williams — Marion"

"The scrotum is the devil's tobacco pouch!"