"It's a fucking Greek tragedy up in here."

"See that's what's stupid about the TiMERs it says you have one path and you can't take detours. Life is about detours."

"Don't worry the guys will be at the bar for a few more hours. You know taking turns with our groupie."

"Grady if I'm a pussy I'm about to have the best lesbian sex of my entire life!"

"Espero que algún día te unas a dejar que me hacen feliz."

"Matchmaker Patty: (After implanting TiMER that shows they're not a match) Awkward."

"Emma Caulfield — Oona"

"Michelle Borth — Steph"

"John Patrick Amedori — Mikey"

"Oh my God tell me what you did or I'm gonna pee on your bed!"