"It's beginning to look a lot like—bloodshed! Christmas is almost here, and a deranged, axe-wielding psycho is terrorizing a sorority. As it happens, the mad murder also makes obscene phone calls—and he lives right above the girls..."

"If this picture doesn't make your skin crawl...it's on TOO TIGHT."

"Have Yourself a Scary Little, Black Christmas. It's Not at All Like the Ones You Used to Know."

"[Quietly singing] Little baby bunting/ Daddy's went a-hunting/ Gonna fetch a rabbit skin to wrap his baby Agnes in."

"[to Barb, while on the phone] [sombre] I'm going to kill you."

"[to Barb, while on the phone] I'll stick my tongue up your pretty pussy!"

"Let me lick ya, you pretty piggy cunt!"

"Agnes, It's me Billy! Don't tell them what we did!"

"Filthy Billy, I know what you did nasty Billy!"

"Twas the Night, Before Christmas, and All Trough the House, a Creature was stirring. The Stocklings were Hung by the Chimney with care, but it was Hard to Say that St. Nick would be there. A Christmas with another colour brings a Killer on the Loose."

"A Christmas with another colour brings a killer on the loose!"

"I didn't send my daughter in here to be drinking and picking up the boys."

"I think the little bugger's schnockered, son of a bitch."

"Oh, why don't you go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it? That'll give you a charge."

"[upon seeing that Mrs. MacHenry is coming inside the house] Speaking of professional virgins - here we have the queen of vaudeville herself!"

"[on phone] You're a real gold-plated whore, mother, you know that?"

"[singing as she packs her suitcase] Alligators come through the gate, but goodbye leg if ya get away late! Lollies love to pop!"

"These broads would hump the Leaning Tower of Pisa if they could get up there!"