"Well, when Voldar "accidentally" left us in the airlock and then came up here and "accidentally" threw the door switch, we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us. Eh, uh, "accidentally," of course."

"[after being asked if he is going to use a rocket sleigh] No siree! We're going out the good ol' fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon... oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names."

"All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!"

"If we take them with us to Mars, Santa's disappearance will remain a mystery. No one on Earth will ever know that Santa Claus was kidnapped by Martians."

"You'll never get away with this, you Martian!"

"TV News Announcer: Here's another UFO Bulletin: The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flying object suddenly disappeared from our radar screen. They believe the object has either disintegrated in space, or it may be a space ship from another planet which has the ability to nullify all radar beams."

"TV News Announcer: [News report after Santa's disappearance] And Mrs. Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Martians."

"U.S.A. Military Official: We are going to forget the safety checks and go after those Martian Monkeys!"

"Blast off for Mars... with Santa and a pair of Earth kids!"

"Science-Fun-Fiction at its height!"

"Santa Kidnapped by the Martians! Out-of-this-world fun 'n' action...as two Earth Kids are whisked away with him to Mars!"

"In space-blazing COLOR"

"Santa Brings Christmas Fun to Mars!"

"John Call - Santa Claus"

"Leonard Hicks - Kimar"

"Vincent Beck - Voldar"

"Victor Stiles - Billy"

"Donna Conforti - Betty"

"Chris Month - Bomar"

"Pia Zadora - Girmar"

"Leila Martin - Momar"

"Charles Renn - Hargo"

"James Cahill - Rigna"

"Ned Wertimer - Andy Anderson"

"Doris Rich - Mrs. Claus"

"Carl Don - Chochem / Von Green"

"Ivor Bodin - Winky"

"Bill Goldberg - Santa"

"Ho ho ho - hoes!"

"Move, move out the way bitch!"

"I'm just here to spread a little Yuletide fear!"

"I see you've met my Hell-deer."

"Christmas sometimes scares the Dickens out of people!"

"Christmas is only over - when I say it's over!"

"Oh, Grandpa got run over by a reindeer!"

"Who's next?"