Cheech Chong Series

"Somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off!"

"[to a girl on the phone] You wanna come over to my place? Okay, I'll be here with balls on."

"[singing] Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B."

"Responsibility is a heavy responsibility!"

"Ed Peck as Cop Shotgun"

"Michael Winslow as Welfare Comedian"

"Cassandra Peterson as Hostage"

"Kim Hopkins as Wardrobe girl"

"Missy Cleveland as Massage girl"

"Phil Hartman as Chick Hazard - Private Eye"

"Shelby Chong as Beautiful girl"

"Rita Wilson as Actress wannabe"

"Bob McClurg as Chicken Charlie"

"Edie McClurg as Gloria's mom"

"Rikki Marin as Gloria"

"Sy Kramer as Mr. Neatnik"

"Tom Skerritt - Strawberry"

"Stacy Keach - Sergeant Stedenko"

"Edie Adams - Tempest Stoner"

"Strother Martin - Arnold Stoner"

"Tommy Chong - Anthony "Man" Stoner"

"Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas"

"DON'T go straight to see this film!"

"You'll be rolling in the aisles!"

"Don't miss the only film where the heroes get wiped out in the first five minutes!"

"It will make you feel VERY funny!"

"Ellen Barkin (uncredited) - Guitar-playing woman"

"Rodney Bingenheimer - Himself"

"Kurt Kaufman - a Roxy Theatre doorman"

"David Nelson - a Roxy Theatre doorman"