Nice Dreams

"[talking to his plants] Ooh, Oaxaca. Ooh, sensi. How are you, my darling? Oh, God, your buds are getting so big. I have to get you a training bra. You got some lint in your belly button there. There you go. All right. Okay, you guys, be cool."

"Yeah, real funny, man... so funny I forgot to laugh..."

"Hey, scratch my balls, man... anybody scratch my balls!"

"The only way to catch a doper is when you yourself become a smoker. The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed."

"You know we cannot trust our own instincts, now I want you send this down to the analyzer and have it labbed. I'll take care of it."

"[talking to a lizard] You... have beautiful eyes. Yes you do..."

"Would you like to have a hamburger?"

"You're the guy from the hamburger train, right? Yeah, the hambur- [sniffs]"

"The story of two enterprising young men who make an amazing amount of money selling ice cream."

"The High Life Never Tasted So Good!"

"Cheech Marin - Cheech"

"Tommy Chong - Chong "Man""

"Stacy Keach - Sarge Stedanko"

"Paul Reubens - Howie Hamburger Dude"

"Evelyn Guerrero - Donna"

"Peter Jason - Detective Drooler"

"Tim Rossovich - Detective Noodles"

"Timothy Leary - Himself"

"Sandra Bernhard - Girl Nut"

"Tony Cox - Midget Nut (Credited as Joe Anthony Cox)"

"Michael Winslow - Superman Nut"

"Cheryl Smith - Group Blonde #1"

"Linnea Quigley - Group Blonde #2"