"Of course you know certain skeptics note that perhaps 10,000 of the nations' most elite highway patrolmen are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's stay positively: Think of the fact that there's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding... although I'm not so sure about Ohio."

"Mike Henry — Junior Justice"

"Colleen Camp — Dusty Trails"

"Faith Minton — Tina"

"Mike Henry - Junior Justice"

"Burt Reynolds - J.J. McClure"

"Sally Field - Carrie/"Frog""

"Jackie Gleason — Montague County Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

"Jerry Reed — Cledus "Snowman" Snow/Bandit"

"Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice / Gaylord Justice / Reginald Van Justice"

"Paul Williams — Little Enos Burdette"

"Burt Reynolds - Bo "Bandit" Darville"

"Smokey's Back! And The Bandit is at it again!"

"Jerry Reed - Cledus "Snowman" Snow"

"Dusty Trails: Hey, Cledus, you forgot the mustard."

"Dom DeLuise - Dr. Frederico "Doc" Carlucci"

"Paul Williams - Little Enos Burdette"

"Pull out the stops. To heck with the cops. Someone's making out like a bandit."

"Dom DeLuise - Victor Prinzi"

"Pat McCormick — Big Enos Burdette"

"Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys."

"I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is no way, no way that you could come from my lions. Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head."

"[twenty 18-wheelers are on a crash course with about 50 police cars] Welcome to the biggest game of chicken, boys!"

"[yelling at Junior] Will you get away from me, you shit?"

"The Bandit is back and better than ever!"

"Cledus has a heart, he cares about something other than himself."

"Ya know if Junior is able to get up in the morning, tie his shoelaces and take a pee, I'm not proud. I'm amazed."

"I'm going to be the bandit! I get to wear the hat and drive the car! I love this! Gimme the car!"

"It's another race against time for Burt, Sally and Jackie!"

"Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. If you ever embarrass me like that again, I'm gonna get an ax, and you're never gonna have to open your fly again."

"I get to be the bandit? I don't have to drive the truck, don't have to haul anything but my ass?"

"Roger Moore - Seymour Goldfarb, Jr."