"I AM NOT A BUS DRIVER!!! I DO NOT WORK FOR THE BUS COMPANY!!! ALL RIGHT?!!! I--I NEEDED A RIDE TO NEW MEXICO, SO I STOLE THIS UNIFORM!!! SEE THIS JACKET?!! THIS IS NOT MY JACKET!!! REMEMBER MARTY, THE BUS DRIVER?!! HUH?!! THIS IS HIS SHIRT!!! I STOLE IT!!! AND THESE PANTS, YOU THINK I'D WEAR THESE PANTS?!!! THESE AREN'T MY PANTS!!! THESE ARE MARTY'S PANTS!!! I STOLE THEM!!! I AM NOT...a bus driver!"

"[Talking about the coin he used to flip at the Super Bowl] It's really a commemorative coin."

"My grandfather used to say that good things take time, but great things happen all at once."

"Dad, it's been a living hell."

"Look dad, I'm Mrs. Hitler!"

"Dad, I'm prairie-dogging!"

"Dad, I don't have to pee, it's number two!"

"Bev, Bev, wake... Come on. Wake up. Wake up. Bev, wake up. Wake up. Third Reich's here. Come on. Get down. You wanna have a nice life. Okay, okay. Think. Think. SS in the parking lot."

"What were you trying to do? Save the world?"

"Sandra Bullock — Angela Bennett"

"Escape is impossible when you’re caught in the net."

"Her driver's license. Her credit cards. Her bank accounts. Her identity. DELETED."

"IceMan: [in a chat room] No one leaves the house anymore. No one has sex. The Net is ultimate condom."

"Just think about it. Our whole world is sitting there on a computer. It's in the computer, everything: your, your DMV records, your, your social security, your credit cards, your medical records. It's all right there. Everyone is stored in there. It's like this little electronic shadow on each and everyone of us, just, just begging for someone to screw with, and you know what? They've done it to me, and you know what? They're gonna do it to you."

"Ruth Marx: Give us the disk and we'll give you your life back."

"If you'll excuse me, it's, it's time to make the world safe for democracy."

"Ken Howard — Michael Bergstrom"

"Wendy Gazelle — Ruth Marx"

"Diane Baker — Mrs. Bennett"

"Dennis Miller — Dr. Alan Champion"

"Such a nightmare! It's like I'm not even me anymore!"

"Jeremy Northam — Jack Devlin"