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"Weezy F. Baby, the F is for forensics."
"Misunderstood ain’t got to be explained but you don’t understand me so let me explain, stood in the heat the flame the snow, please slow down hurricane, the wind blows my dreads swang, he had hair like wool like Wayne uhh, droppin ashes in da bible I shake them out and they fall on da rifle, scary hale Mary no tale fairy all really very extraordinary."
"All this ice got me feelin like a polar bear."
"Buck 60 on the dash, Imma to do two. Captain Crunch these niggas is Froot Loop. That's why your girl wanna fuck me and my group too. And Imma make her back it up like shoop shoop. I'm the Birdman Junior I gotta do Coups. I hop out that mother fucker hollering 'Soo Woo!'"
"I'm running this, and I can jump the hurdles. I feel like I'm racing a bunch of little turtles. I keep a bandanna like the Ninja Turtles. I'm like a turtle when I sip the purple."
"Mel Gibson flow, Lethal Weapon, 'book 'em Danny!'"
"Yo, money over bitches, my niggas trust my senses, and I will take on that shit as the Lord is my witness! And you all have witnessed, but I have not finished. So keep your mouth closed and let your eyes listen."
"Un-fuckin-believable. Lil' Wayne's the president. Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, even if they celibate!"
"The only time I'll wear Depends is when I'm 70 years old. That's when I can't hold my shit within so I shit on myself, 'cuz I'm so sick and tired of shittin' on everybody else."
"I know the game is crazy. It's more crazy then it’s ever been. I'm married to that crazy bitch, call me Kevin Federline."
"Carter in the office,Take notes when I'm talkin',Smooth as a cruise boat floats when I'm walkin'."
"The judge is a bitch,the jury suck dick,I'm a east side Blood and I don't smoke that Crip."
"I’m strapped at home, strapped when I travel I pop my trunk and make these bitches spread like cattle."
"Money gives me life like a man with a gavel."
"Ridin drop top in the winter with the heat on"
"Leave it to the flow we gettin' dough like a bakery, I don't really want to but these niggas makin' me, Put a motherfucker on ice like the Maple Leafs, That’s a hockey team and I ain’t on no hockey team"
"Seat way back listening to Anita Baker, Riding by myself smoking weed by the acre."
"Top peeled back like the skin of a potato."
"I'm so motherfucking high I could eat a star."
"Big stacks, my pockets on creatine."
"They cannot see me, they are like Stevie."
"I don't even write. Pause, un-pause this. So keep your bitch ass lines, inside the margin."
"Big money for the grill, so I'm never cheap talking."
"Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike."
"Money on my mind, Money money on my mental."
"Wayne's getting money like Damon & Keenan. Try and take it from me and I'm aiming and beaming. Banging and leaving. Stains on the cement."
"Fuck ya'll with a sick dick semiautomatic no click click."
"You talking baby money, I got yo baby money, kidnap yo bitch, get that how much you love yo lady money."
"Young Money militia and I am the commissioner. You ain't gotta say Weezy cause the "F" is for finisha."
"How you niggas want it? have it yo way burger king."
"Tranquilizer in tha trunk put yo ass to sleep man, Birdman Junior got the world in my wingspan."
"They say we learn from mistakes, that’s why they mistake me."
"Stunta I got em' I’m back on them bitches!"
"All hail Weezy, call it bad weather"
"If time is money, I'm an hour past paid."
"Imma, blunt blowin, polo draws showin, I don't give a lovely mothafuck ass nigga."
"Knock me I'll knock your face of, life’s a crazy bitch, Grace Jones."
"Real nigga, nigga proud of what I am"
"Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus."
"And the weed loud, like a lion's roar."
"I pay these niggas with a reality check"
"When I'm at the bottom, she's Hillary Rodham!"
"I could get your brains for a bargain, like I bought it from Target. Hip hop is my supermarket; shopping cart full of fake hip hop artists."
"Bitch, I'm the bomb. Like, tick-tick."
"A millionaire! I'm a Young Money Millionaire, tougher than Nigerian hair. My criteria, compared to your career? Just isn't fair."
"Fresh out the bank, it's the Birdman Junior, money too long. Teachers, put away your rulers."
"If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem."
"The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights."
"My father said, 'You must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let the other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for always making all the money, you won't have many deals'."
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!