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"Amber Stevens as Maya Dickson"
"Dustin Nguyen as Vietnamese Jesus"
"Jonah Hill as Morton Schmidt"
"Kenny Lucas as Kenny Yang"
"Craig Roberts as Spencer"
"Ice Cube as Captain Dickson"
"Patton Oswalt as MC State History Professor (uncredited)"
"H. Jon Benjamin as MCS Football Coach (uncredited)"
"Rob Riggle as Mr. Walters (uncredited)"
"Keith Lucas as Keith Yang"
"Channing Tatum as Greg Jenko / Jeff"
"Marc Evan Jackson as Dr. Murphy"
"Dave Franco as Eric Molson (uncredited)"
"Diplo as Himself"
"Jillian Bell as Mercedes"
"Bill Hader as Culinary School Villain (uncredited)"
"Seth Rogen as a Morton Schmidt replacement actor (uncredited)"
"Anna Faris as Anna (uncredited)"
"Jimmy Tatro as "Rooster""
"Wyatt Russell as Zook Haythe"
"Nick Offerman as Deputy Chief Hardy"
"Queen Latifah as Mrs. Dickson (uncredited)"
"Peter Stormare as "The Ghost""
"Adam DeVine as Mike Stangle"
"You look like "Burn Victim Barbie"."
"Anna Kendrick as Alice Davis"
"[sitting on a tree branch with Alice] I think you're nice."
"Let's Erin Brockovich this bitch!"
"They have The Rodfather. I don't know if we're going to get it though if we haven't seen The Godfather."
"Zac Efron as Dave Stangle"
"[making out with Alice on a picnic table] Wait, there's people everywhere."
"Aubrey Plaza as Tatiana"
"Marc Maron as Randy"
"Mary Holland as Becky"
"Sugar Lyn Beard as Jeanie Stangle"
"Stephanie Faracy as Rosie Stangle"
"Sam Richardson as Eric Huddle"
"Alice Wetterlund as Cousin Terry"
"Stephen Root as Burt Stangle"
"Jake Johnson as Ronnie"
"Cam Neely as Sea Bass"
"Rob Riggle as Travis and Captain Lippencott"
"Paul Blackthorne as Dr. Meldman"
"Kathleen Turner as Fraida Felcher, Penny’s mother"
"Brady Bluhm as Billy in 4C"
"Steve Tom as Dr. Bernard Pinchelow, Fraida’s husband"
"Laurie Holden as Adele Pinchlow"
"[going through his extremely old mail left at his childhood home] Oh, look. An acceptance letter from Arizona State."
"Hey, Billy! I hear you got a lot of flocking birds."
"That's weird. The smell of peanuts makes my weenie cold."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!