Strange Brew

"[to Pam in a beer tank that's being flooded with beer] My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks!"

"This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?"

"[to their dog] Eh... Hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want."

"Jeez, two minutes for elbowing!"

"Take off, you hoser."

"Let me try, I'm a genius."

"Hey, we found a dead mouse in our beer, eh? That means you owe us a free case."

"Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges."

"I gotta take a leak so bad, I can taste it."

"[to Pam] If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you."

"The power of The Force stopped you, you hosers."

"See, if you'd stick to your 12-point maintinence program, eh, then we wouldn't have to jump-start you like this. Oh, no, you had to do it your way... you think you know everything, eh?"

"Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

"Fire Chief: [after Bob has put out the fire at the brewery by urinating on it] It took you two minutes what would have taken us two hours. If you ever want a job, you come see me."

"Something funny is brewing at Elsinore Castle..."

"The McKenzie brothers beer up under misfortune."

"Dave Thomas - Doug McKenzie"

"Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie"

"Max von Sydow - Brewmeister Smith"

"Lynne Griffin - Pam Elsinore"

"Angus MacInnes - Jean "Rosie" LaRose"

"Paul Dooley - Uncle Claude"

"Brian McConnachie - Ted"

"Mel Blanc - voice of Father McKenzie"

"Tom Harvey - The Inspector"

"Douglas Campbell - Henry Green"

"Len Doncheff - Jack Hawkland"

"Buddy the Dog - Hosehead"

"Chris Benson - Hospital Orderly"