"If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, why would I make another restaurant called, uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?"

"Hugh Jackman as Masked Player in Alley (voice)"

"Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us."

"[Daily routine coffee order] Medium coffee, cream, two sugars."

"Dwayne Johnson as Bank Robber #2 (voice)"

"Anabel Graetz as Cat Lady Phyllis"

"Ric Plamenco as Ice Cream Vendor"

"Naheem Garcia as Convenience Store Owner Joe"

"Catchphrase!"

"[Talking to Guy at his lowest] Hey, I'm here with my best friend, trying to help him through a tough time. If that ain't real, I don't know what is."

"Mike Devine as Officer Johnny"

"Sophie Levy as Big City Dreamer"

"Code: It's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages. I like to think of myself actually as not a code writer, but an author. I just use zeros and ones instead of words."

"Kenneth Israel as Businessman"

"Camille Kostek as Bombshell"

"Matty Cardarople as Keith, the 22-Year-Old Gamer"

"Jonathan De Azevedo as Jonathan"

"[In the midst of fighting an enemy, Guy accidentally breaks the guy's arm at the joint and is genuinely freaked out] Oh, my God! I am so, so sorry!"

"[About to be deleted] I've been scared my whole damn life. I'm not scared anymore."

"Mark Lainer as Hostage"

"Vernon Scott as Bank Manager"

"Taika Waititi as Antwan"

"Channing Tatum as Revenjamin Buttons"

"Utkarsh Ambudkar as Mouser"

"Aaron W Reed as Dude (as Aaron Reed)"

"Lil Rel Howery as Buddy"

"Joe Keery as Keys"

"Jodie Comer as Millie / Molotovgirl"

"Everybody down on the ground !"

"[Repeated line whenever the bank is being robbed] Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon."

"[Watches Guy use the Captain America shield] What the shit?"

"Here's to Lazarbeam He's true blue he's a piss pot through and through"

"I have three words for you; blue. Shirt. Guy."

"[He touches a health icon and it surges through his body, healing all injuries] Is this what recreational drugs feel like?"

"That building, that's fake! This street, it's fake! That car- [Gets rammed from behind and then bounced off a taxi]"

"Hey everyone, Dan here, from the diamond minecart and today, I will be having a poo!"

"[In a montage parodying his daily routine that has him greeting his goldfish every morning] Good morning, Goldie. good morning, Goldie. Good fuckin' morning, Goldie!"

"Mom! Do not touch that sock! I swear to God if you touch that sock you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! No! It's my special sock! Put it down!"

"[Repeated line] Has anyone seen my cats?"

"Ryan Reynolds as Guy"

"[Upon learning the true nature of his reality] IT'S ALL A LIE!"

"Britne Oldford as Barista"

"Brian Turk as Cliffy"