Apocalyptic Films

"You jumpy, slippery bastard. I got you now."

"[About to fight Nuada] Don't worry. I'm not gonna kill him, Abe... but I am gonna kick his ass."

"Lucy, I'm home! [Referring to the Fragglewump dressed as an old lady]"

"Hey, I think we gotta lose the garbage truck. Sends out the wrong signal."

"[Laughs hysterically; referring to Tom Manning] Gas pocket. What an idiot."

"Glasshole."

"WHAT'S MY FLAW?!"

"You woke up the baby."

"A forest god, eh? I'm gonna get me Big Baby."

"Open wide!"

"Sharon, it's just a drug. You're in pain, instead of doing heroin, you're doing God."

"Brendan Fraser - Alvin, Simon and Theodore"

"Austin Michael Scott - McLover"

"Noah Harpster - Seth"

"Devin Crittenden - Paulie Bleeker"

"Johnny Rock - Male Enchanted Princess"

"Gerrard Fachinni - Iron Man"

"Walter Harris - Hancock"

"Roland Kickinger - The Incredible Hulk"

"Jacob Tolano Wood - Bruce Banner"

"Jonas Neal - Justin Timberlake"

"Yoshio Iizuka - Kung Fu Panda"

"Jared S. Eddo - Speed Racer"

"Christopher Johnson - Michael Jackson"

"Abe Spigner - Flavor Flav"

"John Di Domenico - Dr. Phil/The Guru Shitka"

"Jason Boegh - Carrie Bradshaw"

"Nick Steele - Underwear Model"

"Tad Hilgenbrink - Prince Edwin"

"Tony Cox - Indiana Jones"

"Carmen Electra - Beautiful Assassin"

"Ike Barinholtz - Policeman/Wolf/Anton Chigurh/Hellboy/Batman/Beowulf/Prince Caspian"

"Kim Kardashian - Lisa"

"Gary "G Thang" Johnson - Calvin"

"Crista Flanagan - Juney/Hannah Montana"

"Nicole Parker - Enchanted Princess/Amy Winehouse/Jessica Simpson"

"Vanessa Minnillo - Amy"

"Matt Lanter - Will"

"The End Is Coming, August 29"

"Prepare to die... laughing."

"Destroying the summer... one movie at a time."

"Mother !@#?*% Nature."

"Your favorite movies are going to be destroyed."

"Al Gore was right."

"Better get off quick."

"Not another shallow Hollywood movie."

"Sharon, don't you understand what's going on? The world's a disaster. We have no power to make it better. You hate your job; you hate your life; but you want to feel special. Instead of letting me do that, you're rushing off to something that's not even there."

"Sam Jaffe - Prof. Jacob Barnhardt"

"Lock Martin - Gort"

"Frances Bavier - Mrs. Barley"