"Mix Invasion Of The Body Snatchers with The Thing. Throw in some Terminator, a spoonful of The Breakfast Club, and a pinch of The Stepford Wives, and you've got a big mess of a movie set in a school that’s being taken over by a conformist alien, one teacher at a time. You’ve got the very funny, occasionally scary, quite gory, and extremely entertaining 1998 Robert Rodriguez film called The Faculty"

"I always thought the only alien in this high school was me."

"You wouldn't have liked it here anyway."

"Guaranteed to jack you up!"

"Find out the truth. Search "2012"."

"Chang Tseng - Grandfather Sonam"

"Patrick Bauchau - Roland Picard"

"Henry O - Lama Rinpoche"

"Lisa Lu - Grandmother Sonam"

"Stephen McHattie - Captain Michaels"

"Ryan McDonald - Scotty"

"Johann Urb - Sasha"

"Jimi Mistry - Dr. Satnam Tsurutani"

"Alexandre Haussmann - Alec Karpov"

"Philippe Haussmann - Oleg Karpov"

"Osric Chau - Nima"

"Chin Han - Tenzin"

"John Billingsley - Professor Frederick West"

"Beatrice Rosen - Tamara Jikan"

"Zlatko Buric - Yuri Karpov"

"Blu Mankuma - Harry Helmsley"

"Morgan Lily - Lilly Curtis"

"Liam James - Noah Curtis"

"Woody Harrelson - Charlie Frost"

"Danny Glover - President Thomas Wilson"

"George Segal - Tony Delgatto, Harry’s partner"

"Tom McCarthy - Gordon Silberman"

"Thandie Newton - Laura Wilson"

"Oliver Platt - Carl Anheuser"

"Amanda Peet - Kate Curtis"

"Chiwetel Ejiofor - Adrian Helmsley"

"John Cusack - Jackson Curtis"

"Who Will Be Left Behind?"

"The End Is Near."

"We Were Warned."

"Mankind's earliest civilization warned us this day would come."

"[broadcasting live as the Yellowstone Caldera is about to erupt] This marks the last day of the United States of America. And, by tomorrow, all of mankind. And we will be visible from the Milky Way as a tiny little puff of smoke. I'm watching the earth crumble before my eyes. The giant ash cloud created by this super-volcano will first envelop Vegas and then St. Louis and then Chicago and then, at long last, Washington, D.C. will have its lights go out! [the Yellowstone Caldera explodes] I have goosebumps, people! [gets slightly thrown back by the shockwave, then gets back up] I wish you could see what I'm seeing, people! I WISH YOU COULD BE HERE WITH ME! OH, BABY... BRING IT ON!! ALWAYS REMEMBER FOLKS: [spreads out arms] YOU HEARD IT FIRST FROM CHARLIE!!!! [is hit by a massive rock and killed]"

"[making his final address to the nation] My fellow Americans. This will be the last time I will address you. As you know, catastrophe has struck our nation, has struck the world. I wish I could tell you we could prevent the coming destruction. We cannot. Today, none of us are strangers. Today, we are one family, stepping into the darkness together. We are a nation of many religions, but I believe these words reflect the spirit of all our faiths. "The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall -" [signal cut]"

"[as Los Angeles goes through a 10.9 earthquake; he rushes into his wife's house and it's about to collapse] GET IN THE FUCKING CAR! NOW!"