"[improvising a song] I am singing at the party. I am singing, it's my turn to sing at the party. Everyone is dancing, happy party. But Ramses is not dancing, he does not dance at the parties. Ramses is number one, he knows the secrets of desire [scats]. Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire. [Ramses throws his drink on Ignacio's shirt]"

"Nipple Twist!"

"Hey! Take it eeeaasy!"

"They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients"

"I don't want to get paid to lose! I WANNA WIN!!!!!!"

"Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE!!!! They gave me no eagle powers! They gave me no nutrients!"

"Okay. Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy... duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!"

"I swear, you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times and I'm outta here!"

"Robert Vaughn - Baxter Cain"

"Ernest Borgnine - Ted Denslow"

"Jenny McCarthy - Yvette Denslow"

"Yasmine Bleeth - Jenna Reed"

"Dian Bachar - Kenny "Squeak" Scolari"

"Matt Stone - Doug Remer"

"Trey Parker - Joe "Coop" Cooper"

"[Coop and Reemer are fighting] Hey! Would you just stop it? Would you just hold on a minute? Look at you guys... fighting on the Malaka-Laka board! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Back in the driveway, we were nothing! Now we've risen to the highest level, but you're throwin' it all away! If you've forgotten what BASEketball means to America, you have only to look at this board - the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust. Don't you see what we have here? A game where guys with bad backs and bad knees can... get together and compete on the same field as guys that are all goosed up on steroids. But more than anything, isn't this game about gettin' together with your friends and just havin' a good time? I remember. I remember a long time ago, I didn't have anybody. You guys took me in. I guess that's why it kills me to see you like this. If we can't be friends... then the heart and soul are out of this game. Certainly out of me. I know I'll never get that back again. We have sullied the waters of the Lagoon of Peace! I'm begging you, for the love of our Caribbean brothers, dudes, stop this madness!"

"Listen to me, you little bitch! You either go out there and make that shot or I'm gonna shove your head so far up your fuckin' ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat!"

"(with poor Australian accent) How to speak San Franciscan."

"[under his breath] Subtle. [normally] Hey, Grumsky, you losin' weight? [Grumsky stay focused] [imitating Eric Cartman] Hey! You guys! Seriously, I'm fuckin' fat! Seriously, guys, I'm fuckin' fat as fuck! How'd I get so fuckin' fat?!"

"Steve Perry. Steve Perry! "Well I shoulda been go-one, after all!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Katt Micah Williams - Preacher Don's Sidekick"

"Fred Stoller - Late Carl"

"Amy Bruckner - Annie"

"Tara Correa - Big Mac, Wes's love interest (#45 new recruit Smelters)"

"Gus Hoffman - Goggles (#33 Smelters)"

"Logan McElroy - Fuzzy (#32 Smelters)"

"Steven Anthony Lawrence - Ralph (#1 Smelters)"

"Steven Christoper Parker - Wes (#00 new recruit Smelters)"

"Eddy Martin - One Love (#23 Smelters)"

"Megan Mullally - Principal Walsh"

"Patrick Warburton - Larry Burgess"

"Oren Williams - Keith Ellis, Jeanie's son (#4 Smelters)"