"Jefferson: Coach Connor, you're not really trying to get Mrs. Wilkes, are you? Connor: No. Ray Ray: Good. 'Cause I already tried and she ain't havin' it. Andre: Yeah, me too."

"It was booty. That girl Meg was dumb. Thinkin' her father comin' back from whenever. That's stupid to believe in. That girl and her mom are both trippin'. Cuz where I'm from, don't nobody's father come back."

"You suck... just like my girlfriend."

"Nobody can kick my own ass better than I can!"

"I love it when you call me big poppa!"

"Hey! Can we cool it with the bitches?"

"What? Since you can't talk shit, you got nothing to say?"

"Good morning. Um, Gerius was on the Kekambas baseball team that I coach. Honestly he, uh, he was too young to play. But he wanted to be a part of the team so badly, I couldn't say no. He had a great smile too though I'm not telling anything you don't know. He was a really tough guy. Just a boy who really, uh, wanted to be around his older brother. The other day we played a really important game against a good team. And two outs in the last inning, I had no choice but to let Gerius bat. He was fearless as he stepped up to the plate. I was terrified for him. With two strikes and our hopes dingiling, he hit a shot down the first base line. We won the game. And watching him raise his arms in triumph as he ran to first base, I swear I was lifted in that moment to a better place. I swear he, uh, he lifted the world in that moment. He made me a better person, even if just for that moment. I am, uh, forever grateful to Gerius for that."

"I want you guys to take a good look at yourselves and feel proud. We made it here. We're here. What I've learned from you is that really one of the most important things in life is showing up. I'm blown away by your ability to show up through everything that's gone on. The league never wanted you to play this game, but you showed up. But, uh, we only have eight players, so, we can't play."

"Sammy Sosa - Himself"

"Michael Perkins - Kofi Evans"

"Kristopher Lofton - Clarence"

"This man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden,...and a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace."

"Anaconda Squeeze!"

"I need professional help. I need Ramses!. He's the baist. I must learn his hwaaaays."

"Nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

"[To some spectators at his first wrestling match] Save me a piece of that corn for later."

"They don't think I know a butt load of crap about the gospel. But I dooo. Okay?"

"So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty"

"Pssssst Chancho... I need to borrow some sweatssss. Chancho: are you leaving us? Nacho: No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweatssss."

"I like your cow."

"[To a security guard, when he grabs Nacho's new shirt, at a party] Eh. Let go my blouse."

"[To a boy who doesn't want to eat his food] Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious."

"My life is good. Really good."

"Well to tell you the truth."

"[While taking a dump] Those guys were a couple a woosies eh."

"Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world. And I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me. And he and I will win 10,000 pesos."

"I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor."

"[singing] When the fantasy has ended, and all the children are gone. Something good inside of me, helps me to carry on. I ate somes bugs, I ate some grass. I used my hand, to wipe my tears. To kiss your mouth, I'd break my vow. No, no, no, no, no, no, way Jose. Unless you want to then, we break our vows together! Encarnaciòn! Encarnaciòn! Encarnaciòn! [diddle-diddle-dee, diddle-diddle-dee] Encarnaciòn!"

"I went to a wrestling match. Lucha Libre."

"You are crasssssy!"

"Don't you want a little taste of the glory! See what it tastes like!"

"I get to lay in a bed by myself, all of my life. It's fantastic."

"It sucks to be me right now!"

"I looked like a fool last night. What took you so long!?"

"Get that corn outta my face!"

"Underneath the robe you find a man. Underneath the man you find his nucleus."

"Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse?"

"Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. Just for fun."