"[from trailer] You'll walk as long as you can. But sometimes, the body won't listen. For some of you, your heart will stop. For others, your brain. And the blood will flow... suddenly."

"Arthur Baker #6: [His last line, repeatedly] I'm going home."

"Boys, it takes heavy, heavy sack to sign up for this contest, and you've all got it. You're men now. As you all know, our country has been in a period of financial struggle since the war, and we did the first Long Walk all those years ago to inspire and re-integrate the value of work ethic. Each year after the event, there's a spike in production. We have the means to return to our former glory. Our problem now is an epidemic of laziness. You boys are the answer. The Long Walk is the answer. When this is broadcast for all the states, your inspiration will continue to elevate our gross national product. We will be number one in the world again! [cheers from the Walkers]"

"Josh Hamilton as Mr. William Garraty"

"Noah de Mel as James Ewing #1"

"I am going to wait on a customer with no pants on. Tell me that isn't the coolest thing ever."

"You food truck people think you're so cool. You're not. I can get ice cream at the grocery store."

"You were way too drunk. There are rules."

"I think you'll find people will do a lot of things for you. If you ever just want to put down the beer bottle and let them."

"You don't trust me?"

"One life is enough for anyone. But there are so many lives within that life."

"Should've been nicer."

"If I peed on your couch, I would pay someone to come in and steal all of your furniture. I would rather burn down your whole apartment building than tell you... "Hey, Nancy, I peed on your couch last night.""

"There was a time in my life when it was just a joy to wake up every morning and run to the mirror."

"Tatiana Maslany - Lois Shelburn, Hal and Bill's mother"

"Everybody dies. And that's fucked up."

"[Repeated line] Shit, man, that sucks."

"The monkey that likes killing our family ...it's back."

"[Seeing his father and uncle as kids] You're fucking twins?"

"I'm one of those kids that can only go poo in a house."

"A New Trip from Osgood Perkins."

"Danica Dreyer - Annie, Hal and Bill's babysitter"

"[Torching the monkey with a flamethrower] Who's smiling now, you infernal son of a whore?"

"Tess Degenstein - Barbara, a real estate agent"

"Adam Scott - Captain Petey Shelburn, Hal's absent father"

"Open up, it's the motherfuckin' police!"

"WE GOTTA MAKE! LIKE! EGGS! AND SCRAMBLE!"

"The Monkey is the new trip from writer/director Osgood Perkins. Based on the short story by Stephen King and produced by James Wan. It is a film chock-full of bloody violence and death. All of these deaths are outrageously gory and thoroughly gratuitous. And while some are deserved, others are a case of "wrong place, wrong time". It's like life in that regard. Instruments of death in this feature film include (but not limited to): a harpoon gun, a shotgun, a bowling ball, a Japanese knife, a swimming pool, a surfboard, a lawnmower, and a stampede of wild horses. The hard truth is that everybody dies, and that's fucked up. But at least now you can enjoy death with your friends and loved ones in the comfort of your favorite movie theater this February."

"Elijah Wood - Ted Hammerman, the new husband of Hal's ex-wife"

"Sarah Levy - Ida Zimmer, Hal and Bill's aunt"

"Everybody dies. Some of us peacefully and in our sleep, and some of us... horribly. And that's life."

"Rohan Campbell - Ricky, a local thrasher"

"Theo James - identical twins Hal and Bill Shelburn"

"And what if I find it, huh? What am I supposed to do, drop it from a fucking plane? It'd probably bounce!"

"Colin O'Brien - Petey Shelburn, Hal's son"

"What do, uh, fathers and their estranged sons say to each other? "Road trip"?"

"Osgood Perkins - Chip Zimmer, Lois' older brother and Hal and Bill's uncle"

"[to Tony] Look, you want to be a civilian, I appreciate that. I'm all for it. But pay attention to me for once, okay? You take the speakers, right? At the same time, you promise yourself these speakers are it. Now, you say to yourself, "This is the last time I'm ever gonna steal something." And you stick to it. It's that simple."

"The thing about remodeling is, you start with the sinks and then you go, "We might as well do this other thing while we're at it." It spins out of control."

"Michael Imperioli as Christopher Moltisanti (voice)"

"Germar Terrell Gardner as Cyril"

"Samson Moeakiola as Pussy Bonpensiero"

"Patina Miller as Queen Isola"

"Talia Balsam as Mrs. Jarecki"

"Joey Coco Diaz as Buddha, Pussy's father"

"Alexandra Intrator as Janice Soprano"

"John Magaro as Silvio Dante"

"Michela De Rossi as Giuseppina Moltisanti"

"Ray Liotta as Aldo "Hollywood Dick" Moltisanti and Salvatore "Sally" Moltisanti, twin brothers"