The Rescuers Down Under

"[sees that the map has nothing but landscapings] Wa-wa-wait a minute, I don't-I don't see any-any of that-that stuff on the map."

"Miss Bianca, before anything else happens... will you marry me?"

"[to a razorback] Now, look! I've got a long way to go. You're, you're gonna take me there, and you're not gonna give me any trouble about it, right? [razorback shakes head] Good! Now git!"

"[leaps out of the stump where he is hiding from Joanna to attack her upon seeing that McLeach is trying to shoot Cody's rope] Oh, my gosh! I hope I know what I'm doing."

"Now, look, we need a flight to Australia."

"Francois? But how did he know?"

"Du-duty? Well, I never thought of it... Well, okay, how does... next April sound?"

"That's right, McLeach is on the cliff!"

"Doesn't even know how to fold a map."

"Oh, Captain. Is this a non-stop flight to Australia?"

"I wasn't bluffing. You don't know Bernard like I do. He'll never give up."

"Does that mean you'll take us?"

"There is no time to waste. We must try to get in. [Bernard: Here... Here, Miss Bianca.]"

"Oh, don't you worry about Jake, he can handle himself."

"Now, now, Cody. We mustn't lose hope. Bernard is still out there."

"He was kidnapped!"

"Yes, darling?"

"Oh, Bernard. You are magnificent. You are absolutely hero of the day!"

"Welcome to... Albatross Air! "A fair fare from here to there." Ha ha, you get it? "A fair fare..." It's a play on... Never mind."

"Tie your kangaroos down, sports fans! HERE... WE... COME!"

"Throw another shrimp on the barbie, girls, 'cause HERE I COME!"

"[last lines] HELP! ANYBODY! Bernard! Bianca! WHERE ARE YOU?! Okay, that's it! I'm outta here! This is ridiculous! You can't leave me here alone! I'm gone! I am gone! [cracking and chirping sounds] Oh no. Stay in those eggs! That's a direct order! Hey... you're kind of a cute little feller. Goochy goochy goochy-- [back cracks; screams; groans]"

"[to Joanna] Did you take one of my eggs? [Joanna shakes her head] Open your mouth. [Joanna opens her mouth, McLeach looks inside while Joanna hides the missing egg in her tongue and from McLeach's view] These are NOT working Joanna eggs! Let's see. The boy's got the eagle, or this is eagle, the boy *won't* give me the eagle, or I will *kill* myself!"

"[laughs, after the Joanna shoots the door with the gun] I didn't do it anything make it all the way and destroyed the door with a gun through third grade for nothin'!? [Jake: Alright, look mister!]"

"I'm gonna kill her... I'M GONNA KILL THAT DUMB SLIMY EGG-SUCKING SALAMANDER!"

"JOANNA! YOU HURRY UP AND EAT THOSE EGGS AND GET YOUR TAIL UP HERE! MOVE IT! [to Jake] JAKE, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, OR YOU DON'T CARE TELLING AND AUSTRALIAN PRISON EVER *AGAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!* [Bernard: (angrier) Hey! That's not nice to mean for Jake!!! Cody: Apologized to Jake.]"

"Joanna! Did you know... there was a razorback in my truck? Did ya? [Joanna nods] Did ya?! [Joanna shakes her head nervously] THERE WAS A RAZORBACK IN MY TRUCK?! Now you quit playing around and do your job, you four-legged python!? [Jake: Percival C. McLeach is dead!!] Hey, what happened to them keys?! Must be around somewhere couldn't just give me walk away. Something weirdos going on here I smell a big fat rat! [Jake: *NEVER!*]"

"[lastly words to the crocodiles after fends them off] I whooped ya! I whooped y'all! You'll think twice before messin' with Percival C. McLeach! [laughs maniacally, then Joanna waves and looks at waterfall] Huh, ah! AAH! Whoa! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! [falls to death]"

"Way to go, mate!"

"Well done, mate."

"Nice bluff, Miss B."

"Well, Sparky, you've had this comin' for a long time. And now, you're gonna get it."

"Hmmm... Wise fly."

"Good choice. More snakes, but less quicksand. Then once you cross Bloodworm Creek, you're scot free, that is until, um... Dead Dingo Pass."

"It's gotta be a trick."

"Albatross? Let's see. [he looks at a chart of various birds] Finch, wren, scrub bird, lorikeet, freckled duck, galah, kookaburra, parrot, cockatoo, albatro... [reacts at its size] Alb-Albatross? It-It's a jumbo! [turns to microphone] Negative, 1-3! You'll have to turn back! Our runway isn't long enough for a bird your size!"

"Has anyone considered trying "Open Sesame"?"

"McLeach, SHUT UP!"

"Bob Newhart as Bernard"

"Eva Gabor as Miss Bianca"

"John Candy as Wilbur"

"Tristan Rogers as Jake"

"Adam Ryen as Cody"

"George C. Scott as Percival C. McLeach"

"John O'Hurley as Phineas the Wild Boar"

"Wayne Robson as Frank"

"Douglas Seale as Krebbs"

"Frank Welker as Marahute"

"Bernard Fox as Chairmouse/Doctor"

"Peter Firth as Red"