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"Isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?"
"Glacier Pass. Everybody knows they have a settlement on the other side."
"So you got three melons?"
"Modern architecture. It'll never last."
"That's what you do in a herd. You look out for each other."
"Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire."
"[shouts that echoes] ENOUGH!"
"You're an embarrassment to nature. Ya know that?"
"Okay, listen, if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth."
"I'm not fat. It's all this fur. It makes me look poofy."
"Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't."
"From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, Lord of the Flame"!"
"[whispering, to Manny] I don't like this cat. He reads minds."
"You have a very cruel sense of humor."
"Maybe because we saved him, he won't hunt us."
"[to Roshan] I'll return you. We don't need that meany-weeny mammoth, do we? No we don't."
"I don't know about you guys but, we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen."
"Hey, I'm a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf, that's my tracking."
"That's it. You're out of the herd!"
"Doesn't anybody care about Sid the sloth?"
"And, and she picked a hair off my shoulder and says, "look, if you’re gonna have an extra mating dance, at least pick a female with a same color pelt, right?" And I thought, "whoa, she’s gonna go praying mantis on me." You know what I’m saying?"
"I don't eat junk food."
"Wow! Hoo! yeah! Who's up for round two? [pause; embarrassed] Um, tell the kid to be more careful."
"Save your breath, Sid. You know humans can't talk."
"Us? You two are a bit of an odd couple."
"[shouts that echoes] MOVE, SLOTH!"
"[Soto: What are you doing?] Leave the mammoth alone. [Soto: Fine, I'll take you down first.]"
"Because if we save him he'll grow up to be a hunter. And who do you think he'll hunt?"
"Um, that pink thing is mine."
"[Soto: Diego, I was beginning to worry about you.] No need to worry. In about two minutes you'll be satisfying your taste for revenge. [Soto: Very nice.]"
"Come on Sid, let's play tag. You're it."
"It wouldn't be breakfast without him."
"[repeated lines] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
"[last words before his death] What are you doing? [Diego: Leave the mammoth alone.] Fine, I'll take you down first."
"There's Diego. Fall back!"
"[Zeke: I can't wait to get my claws in that mammoth!] No one touches the mammoth until I get that baby!"
"[Diego: Let's show that human what happens when he messes with sabers.] Alert the troops. We attack at dawn. And Diego, bring me that baby, alive. If I'm going to enjoy my revenge, I want it to be fresh."
"Come on, Diego. Let's bring this mammoth down."
"Aw, look at the cute little baby, Diego. Isn't it nice that he'll be joining us for breakfast? [Diego: It wouldn't be breakfast without him.]"
"Save your energy! Mammoths don't go down easy. There's only one way to do it. First you have to force it into a corner. Cut off its retreat. And when you three have it trapped, I'll go for the throat."
"[Diego: You wanna maul something, don't you Zeke?] [whining anxiously] I wanna maul. [Diego: Then what are you waiting for?]"
"Look at all that meat. Let's get 'em! [Diego: Not yet! We'll need the whole pack to bring this mammoth down, get everyone ready. Now!]"
"Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo. I can't wait to get my claws in that mammoth! [Soto: No one touches the mammoth until I get that baby!] First I'm gonna slice its hindquarters in sections. I'll put the white meat in one pile, and the dark meat in another. [Lenny: Hey, knock it off, I'm starving!] Next the shoulders. Occasionally tough, but extremely juicy. [Lenny: I told you to knock it off!]"
"Yeah, yeah. He said, "Come back with the baby, or don't come back at all!" [laughing evilly]"
"Can we trust you with that, Diego?"
"Frustrated, Diego? Tracking down helpless infants too difficult to you? [Diego: What are you two doing here?] Soto's getting tired of waiting."
"[Diego: Hello, ladies.] Hey, look who decided to show up."
"[Diego: Well, I have a message for Soto. Tell him, I'm bringing the baby. And tell him, I'm bringing a mammoth.] [Zeke: A mammoth?] Mammoths never travel alone."
"Hey, knock it off, I'm starving!"
"I Told you to knock it off!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!