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"Come on, you’re making a scene."
"Save it for a mammal that cares."
"A dandelion! I thought the frost wiped 'em all out."
"I can't believe it. Fresh wild greens. Frank, Where did you ever?"
"[to Sid] Look, we're gonna break your neck so you don't feel a thing. How's that?"
"I Told you to knock it off!"
"Hey, knock it off, I'm starving!"
"[Diego: Well, I have a message for Soto. Tell him, I'm bringing the baby. And tell him, I'm bringing a mammoth.] [Zeke: A mammoth?] Mammoths never travel alone."
"[Diego: Hello, ladies.] Hey, look who decided to show up."
"Frustrated, Diego? Tracking down helpless infants too difficult to you? [Diego: What are you two doing here?] Soto's getting tired of waiting."
"Can we trust you with that, Diego?"
"Yeah, yeah. He said, "Come back with the baby, or don't come back at all!" [laughing evilly]"
"Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo. I can't wait to get my claws in that mammoth! [Soto: No one touches the mammoth until I get that baby!] First I'm gonna slice its hindquarters in sections. I'll put the white meat in one pile, and the dark meat in another. [Lenny: Hey, knock it off, I'm starving!] Next the shoulders. Occasionally tough, but extremely juicy. [Lenny: I told you to knock it off!]"
"Look at all that meat. Let's get 'em! [Diego: Not yet! We'll need the whole pack to bring this mammoth down, get everyone ready. Now!]"
"[Diego: You wanna maul something, don't you Zeke?] [whining anxiously] I wanna maul. [Diego: Then what are you waiting for?]"
"Save your energy! Mammoths don't go down easy. There's only one way to do it. First you have to force it into a corner. Cut off its retreat. And when you three have it trapped, I'll go for the throat."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!