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"I LOVE KUNG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu....oooooooo.... oof."
"Dumpling is the only way to sort out problems."
"[looking at the Sword of Heroes while looking around in the Sacred Hall of Warriors] The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking - Ow!"
"[meeting the Furious Five for the first time up close in person as they give him curious expressions] The Furious Five! You're (all) so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis. You're 'bout the same."
"I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better."
"[impersonating Master Shifu] "You will never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth! What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I've never heard of it! Work hard, panda, and maybe some day, you will have ears like mine.""
"Zeng! Fly to Chorh-Gom Prison and tell them to double the guards, double their weapons, double everything! Tai Lung does not leave that prison!"
"Citizens of the Valley of Peace, it's my great honor to present you, Tigress, Viper, Crane, Monkey and Mantis! The Furious Five!"
"[facing Tai Lung] You were not meant to be the Dragon Warrior! That was not my fault!"
"Would whoever is making that flapping sound, quiet down?!"
"I'm not dying, you idiot!"
"Shifu taught you well. [strikes Monkey with his nerve strike, paralyzing him] But he didn't teach you everything."
"[sees Po climbing to the Dragon Scroll] The scroll has given him power! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"So that is his name. Po. Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"
"Prepare For Awesomeness."
"Experience The Pandamonium In IMAX."
"Summertime Is Pandatime."
"Ranpha Franboise — Pepper Mildred Clark"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!