"Come on. What do you say we bolt. [Gets grabbed, dragged by a guard and manhandled by a guard at gunpoint] I'm really starting to like it here. People are nice, food's great, and Ị love my job."

"[To Jet Girl. under washroom stall] I was thinkin' about leaving this place. It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down. What do you reckon. We go to New York, see Cats ."

"[Riding her yak out in a desert wasteland] Listen up, 'cause I'm only tellin' you this once. I'm not a bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now. You see, a while ago, this humongous comet came crashing into the Earth. Bam! Total devastation. End of the world as we know it. No celebrities, no cable TV - no water! It hasn't rained in 11 years! Now, twenty people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub... so it ain't all bad. That's me, the one in the mask. [referring to her yak] No, the other one in the mask. Today's my boyfriend's birthday, so I'm shopping for the perfect gift. Whatever I can scrounge up. [Spots Water ạṇd Power Corp. employee victims] Uh-oh, Ripper raptors. The Ripper are a demonic army of bloodthirsty, human-eating, purse-snatching mutant creatures. [Leans down on a victim] Witness exhibit A. Ugh, you are so dead. They're led by the infamous Johnny Prophet. They spend most of their time raidin' the WP. That's short for Water and Power. They control most of the water, and got all the power. Oh, wait. One last thing. My friends and me, we do not suck up to Water and Power. Yeah. we steal water, but as long as they don't find out, who gives a shit?"

"[To security voice prompt of a Water and Power Corp. tank she is attempting to TWOC] My mom and yours, hanging out clothes."

"[Hauling a bucket of sand up a shaft, to guard] Hey, what time is it, I don't wanna miss Baywatch. [Gaurd then dumps bucket of sand on her head]"

"[To Kesslee over his description of the solitary confinement pipe] Sounds wicked, can I go first?"

"[To Kesslee when asked of joining Water and Power] Yeah, that sounds groovy, do I get to wear a cute outfit like yours?"

"[To Kesslee] Not if it's Monopoly, 'cause I really kick ass at that game. But... I get to be the shoe."

"[In a strait jacket, to Kesslee] It's really hard for me... to play with myself in this thing."

"THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!!!"

"Garret T. Sato as One of Tyrell's thugs"

"Blake Clark as Murray"

"Nils Allen Stewart as Orlando"

"Nancy Fish as Mrs. Peenman"

"Eamonn Roche as Mr. Dickey"

"Denis Forest as Sweety Eddy"

"William Daniel Mielcarek as Doc"

"Reginald E. Cathey as Freeze"

"Ivory Ocean as Mitchell Tilton"

"Ben Stein as Dr. Arthur Neuman"

"Jeremy Roberts as Bobby the Bouncer"

"Jim Doughan as Detective Doyle"

"Cameron Diaz as Tina Carlyle"

"Orestes Matacena as Niko"

"Richard Jeni as Charlie Schumaker"

"Amy Yasbeck as Peggy Brandt"

"Peter Greene as Dorian Tyrell"

"Peter Riegert as Lt. Mitch Kellaway"

"Jim Carrey as Stanley Ipkiss / The Mask"

"Splendiiiiide!"

"From zero to hero."

"Officers, arrest those men! ...I always wanted to say that."

"[sees Tina enter; to Stanley] Hold the phone. Killer at ten o'clock."

"I'm sorry, Stanley. You really are a great guy, I just can't afford to lose my condo. You know how hard it is to afford an apartment in this city."

"Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town ? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be your host for the remainder of the evening."

"I'm just an ex-employee, who's come for his back pay. Or should I say, PAYBACK!"

"50 grand. 50 grand to the man who finds that green-faced son of a bitch before the cops do. I want you to get the word out to every street hustler, to every lowlife in this town. I want him in here tomorrow, alive. You still here? Come on, let's go!"

"Ice this deadbeat!"

"Thank ya very much!"

"You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second-best, see?"

"This guy's incorrigible."

"Now you have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" WELL, DO YA... PUNKS?!"

"Did you miss me? I GUESS NOT!"

"Hold me closer, Ed, it's gettin' dark... [coughs] Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out... [coughs]...tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas... [coughs]...tell Scarlett I do give a damn! [coughs on thug, a fart is heard] Pardon me... [he mock-dies, an audience appears and gives the Mask a standing ovation while the Mask is handed an Oscar award] Thank you! You love me! You really love me!"

"Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny."